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As I promise here's the Ode to farting. It's a very old one , the author is an anonimous. This is considered as socialistic/comministic humour. First I'll write the bulgarian version and then the english translation (or something similar <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> ) I'm sorry but the rhyme will be lost. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Purdete , bratia bez stesnenie <br /> ne se izmuchvaite ot zor. <br /> Zashto e tui ogranichenie <br /> kogato nujen e prostor...?"[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]Fart , brothers , without any embarrassment <br /> don't be hard pressed. <br /> Why is this restriction <br /> when you need open space..?[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia e fiziologia <br /> i riaduk kavalerski jest. <br /> Vuv neia niama demagogia <br /> a doblest , ritsarstvo i chest."[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71] <br /> The fart , brothers, is physiology <br /> and a rare gallant gesture. <br /> There is no demagogy in farting <br /> but only courage, knighthood and honour.[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia dar bojestven e <br /> che samo zdravii guz purdi, <br /> A shom e grumka i turjestvena <br /> tia nivga ne smurdi."[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]The fart , borthers is something divine <br /> because only a strong a**e can fart. <br /> And when the fart is loud and solemn <br /> it never smells bad.[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudniata , bratia e izvustvo- <br /> prekrasen musicalen dar <br /> kato purdish , purdi sus chuvstvo <br /> s kvalifikatsia i jar."[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71]The fart , brothers is an art- <br /> a beautiful musical gift <br /> when you fart , do it with emotions <br /> with qualification and passion[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71] <br /> "Prudni vednuj i ti v jivota si <br /> gospojitse bez da se sramish. <br /> Az zman , che vecher vuv legloto si <br /> ti tainichko purdish , purdish"[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71] <br /> Fart and you lady even for one time <br /> in your life , without beeing ashamed of it. <br /> I know that every night you secretly <br /> fart and fart in your bed.[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> <br /> <br /> [color=blue:f1cf526a71]"Prudni sus men drugarko zdravata. <br /> Prudni sus men vuv ritum jiv <br /> i tulo vij suzdali sme v durjavata <br /> nov samodeen kolektiv."[/color:f1cf526a71] <br /> [color=midnightblue:f1cf526a71] <br /> Fart good and hard with me my comrade, <br /> fart with me in alive rhythm <br /> and maybe we can create in the country <br /> a new amateur farting group.[/color:f1cf526a71]

WOOOHA !!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> What a poetry <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> !! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> One of the funniest poetry ever <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/uaua.gif" alt="" /> ... <br /> <br /> I'll add it to our diary <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> ... <br /> <br /> Thank you erenda !! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Thank you! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> It's really great poetry <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I love European humour! That is funny <br /> <br /> ...of course I don't really understand what this farting is all about, a real gentleman wouldn't <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

Funny, creative and load poetry. Thanks for sharing <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Everytime I think that I have hear it all, I hear some more! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> ... Please open the window !!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" />

Why open the window? I don't smell anything, <br /> <br /> except for the rubber of my filter mask. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Pangor

Now I know who has stolen my mask !! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> !!

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Pangor

I don't smell anything too. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> Maybe because this fart was loud and solemn! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Yes <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> ... Sure... Ladies' farts are silent and sweet smelling <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> ...

Gospel !

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