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Jokes - At the brothel...
Tormie [ Sunday, 18 May 2003, 12:37 PM ]
Post subject: At the brothel...
[color=#7f0000:938046fa22]Three friends are awaiting in the anteroom of a "lady of the evening" (As Den Tracy called them, and they say this isn't a learning forum... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> ).
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The first one goes in and very soon the other two can ear noises and shrieks from the lady: "OH MY GOD! YES, WOW! PLEASE DON'T STOP!"
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The man goes out satisfied and, smiling, says: "Try to do the same, if you can..."
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The second one goes in and : "Ooooh! IT'S SOOO Big! Slow down! IT HURTS! UUUhhh! ooooUUUUH!"
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When he goes out: " After me the grass will never grow..." >ZIP!<
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The third one, a short man, enters and: "AAAAH! NOOO! PLEASE DON'T ! AAAAAHH!" (inhuman screams)
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When he goes out the others two, astonished, asked him: "Hey, how do you made it ?"
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The short man, with self-importance, replies: "Oh, I simply have broken her one arm..."[/color:938046fa22]
Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 19 May 2003, 12:09 AM ]
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Just shows that there is more than one way to achieve the end result <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
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'Lady of the Evening' or as we say in Aussie, 'Lady of the Night', is a very quaint term and much more polite in mixed company. The sort of thing you could say around your grey-haired old gran' without causing her pacemaker to explode.
Den Tracy [ Monday, 19 May 2003, 06:32 PM ]
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Since this is a learning forum, let's learn some more !
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(Not about art, unfortunately)
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Prostitute :
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Some meanings other than the correct term above:
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(a) Lady Of The Evening
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(b) Lady Of The Night
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(c) Skanky ho
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(d) Town bicycle(s) (my particular favourite, everyone has had a "ride")
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(e) Can't say it here <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />
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The list goes on... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_pray.gif" alt="" />