Tormie [ Monday, 23 June 2003, 08:50 PM ]
Post subject: Rules are not for all...
After years of hard work a honest workman retires. As a gift for himself he buy what he ever desired, a new dazzling Mercedes Benz !
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Unfortunately the day after he suffers an heart attack and suddenly dies... After a while his soul goes in the Saint Peter's office, where the Saint are looking at the workman's record book...
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Saint Peter: "Well well well... No records, you were a very honest man, for you I have an appartment on a soft cloud, near the angels' chorus and exceptionally I can grant you a wish, ask me what you want! "
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Workman: "ehm... I ever desired a Mercedes, so I want here mine... If it's possible..."
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St. Peter: "NO, I'm sorry, but it's impossible, all the heaven is for pedestrians only..."
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While St.Peter is speaking, a red Ferrari F50 with the number-plate "Nazareth 1" dashes along the office at high speed...
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Workman: "Hey! you said: "no cars" ! And who's that ?"
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St.Peter: "Oh! He's only the chief's son..."
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Den Tracy [ Tuesday, 24 June 2003, 01:16 AM ]
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Ha Ha ha !
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I heard a similar one with the same punch line
Ozymandias Jones [ Wednesday, 25 June 2003, 05:55 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Now you've reminded my of an old favourite. Back shortly.