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Jokes - How the media will report the end of the world
Anonymous [ Thursday, 29 December 2005, 08:18 PM ]
Post subject: How the media will report the end of the world
USA Today:
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WE'RE DEAD
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The Wall Street Journal:
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DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
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National Enquirer:
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O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
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Playboy:
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GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
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Microsoft Systems Journal:
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APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
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Victoria's Secret Catalog:
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OUR FINAL SALE
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Sports Illustrated:
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GAME OVER
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Wired:
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THE LAST NEW THING
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Rolling Stone:
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THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
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Readers Digest:
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'BYE
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Discover Magazine:
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HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
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TV Guide:
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DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
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Lady's Home Journal:
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LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
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America Online:
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SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
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Inc. magazine:
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TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
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Microsoft's Web Site:
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IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.
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Sun:
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ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!
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NBC News:
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THE END IS NIGH. FIRST, THESE MESSAGES...
melamkish [ Friday, 30 December 2005, 01:16 AM ]
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Ozymandias Jones [ Wednesday, 08 February 2006, 12:50 AM ]
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