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Jokes - Explaination of LIFE
DarkAngel [ Tuesday, 17 January 2006, 11:42 PM ]
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[color=skyblue:4e3fe15045]On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of
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your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give
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you a life span of twenty years."
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The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
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give you back the other ten."
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So God agreed.
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On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people,
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do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
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The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think
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so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
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And God agreed.
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On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the
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field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves
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and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty
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years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me! to live for
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sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
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And God agreed again.
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On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry
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and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only
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twenty years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave
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back and the ten the monkey gave back and the ten the dog gave back, that
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makes eighty, okay?"
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"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
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So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves;
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for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten
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years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years
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we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
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Life has now been explained to you[/color:4e3fe15045]
ahjah [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 12:22 AM ]
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Anonymous [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 12:58 AM ]
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So that is the reason for that!
tda42 [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 09:04 AM ]
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JanReinar [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 12:11 PM ]
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TdaC [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 01:07 PM ]
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ahjah [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 01:59 PM ]
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... I´m leaving this fourty years to the cow <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
DarkAngel [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 06:17 PM ]
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<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">ahjah";p="28159 wrote: </div><div class="post-text">... I´m leaving this fourty years to the cow <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /></div></blockquote>
Tormie [ Wednesday, 18 January 2006, 07:37 PM ]
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Very good one DarkAngel , thank you for the laugh <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/thumb.gif" alt="" />