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guiltypleasures [ Monday, 21 July 2003, 06:58 PM ]
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Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met <br /> <br /> in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each <br /> other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude <br /> asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted. <br /> <br /> They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant <br /> in town. And despite his age, Claude was still a charmer. Afterward, <br /> Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink. <br /> <br /> Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, <br /> Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. <br /> As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, <br /> each was lost for a time in their own thoughts. <br /> <br /> Claude was thinking: <br /> "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle." <br /> <br /> Maude was thinking: <br /> <br /> <br /> "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose."
Ozymandias Jones [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 12:21 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Although... I don't think I'll set my imagination to work on a mental image of this <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 09:28 PM ]
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eheheh! What a rocky grandpa ! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />


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