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Jokes - "The Knob"



guiltypleasures [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 06:10 PM ]
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The <br /> surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small <br /> knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to <br /> tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of <br /> course, the woman wanted "The Knob." <br /> <br /> Over the course of years the woman tightened this knob and the effects <br /> were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After <br /> fifteen years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. <br /> <br /> "All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn <br /> the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've <br /> developed to annoying problems: first, I have these terrible bags under <br /> my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." <br /> <br /> The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are <br /> your breasts." "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking <br /> about the goatee."
Deviant_Viking [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 09:01 PM ]
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So, is this funny but digusting, or disgustingly funny? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 09:55 PM ]
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:-& OMG !
Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 11 August 2003, 11:02 PM ]
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It paints a vivid picture, doesn't it <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> *Shudders*


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