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Jokes - Too Honest is not the best Policy!
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 02 October 2003, 10:16 AM ]
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
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"You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
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She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
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He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
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Den Tracy [ Friday, 03 October 2003, 12:02 AM ]
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I tried the husband's line on Micky and along with being "cut off forever", I got two black eyes and a bunch of other stuff... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/sad.gif" alt="" />
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It's all your fault....
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Oh yeah, she's gonna kill you...soon
Ozymandias Jones [ Friday, 03 October 2003, 08:41 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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not at you Den, but with you! I've been there myself.
Wheelchair [ Friday, 03 October 2003, 08:11 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Den Tracy you are some silly dude. never, I say never, arswer to a "How do I look" question
Den Tracy [ Saturday, 04 October 2003, 02:22 AM ]
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Too late. WC !
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I'm a goner.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Bonnie [ Saturday, 04 October 2003, 02:33 AM ]
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Darn tootin' there,bud
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I must make a point to check in here more often and make sure that you guys
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behave yourselves.
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It's too late for Den, he's sleepin' in the garage, in the car.
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Ha Ha Ha !
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As for you there Mr. Jones, that was a good joke.
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Don't push your luck.
Tormie [ Saturday, 04 October 2003, 05:22 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Farewell Den... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" />