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Another groaner... <br /> <br /> It was Grandpa's 80th birthday and the same question came up like it did for many years previous. <br /> "What do we get him this year ? He has everything and wants nothing !" <br /> There was a lengthy silence and several family members stared off into nowhere, <br /> deep in thought. <br /> One of the grandchildren, about 13 years of age jokingly blurted out <br /> "Why don't you get him a hooker ?" as he laughed hysterically... <br /> Several family members looked at one another and nodded their heads in <br /> agreement. <br /> "That's not a bad idea. Grandpa has not been with a woman for nearly 15 years, <br /> since Grandma died. He doesn't have too much time left, so whay not make him <br /> happy ?" <br /> Someone said, "Okay, I will set it up for the day before his birthday and that <br /> way he won't suspect anything." <br /> The day before Grandpa's birthday the doorbell rings. <br /> Grandpa opens the door to find a fairly good looking woman standing there. <br /> "Are you Mr. Smith ?" asks the hooker <br /> "Yes I am and what do you want" replies Mr. Smith <br /> "I don't want anything. I am here to give you super sex !" says the hooker <br /> Mr. Smith stands there, as if deep in thought <br /> "Well....Hmmmm...In that case I'll have the soup !" replied Grandpa mith <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Groan....yeah, I know...

Now that's funny. Sad, but funny.