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Jokes - At The Pearly Gates



Den Tracy [ Saturday, 06 December 2003, 04:13 AM ]
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Three men die a few days before Christmas and find themselves at <br /> the Pearly Gates. St. Peter is standing there and says to the men... <br /> "Before you can enter Heaven, you must have something in your possession that is symbolic of this holy time." <br /> <br /> The first man reaches into his pocket, fishes around a bit and pulls <br /> out a lighter. He flicks the lighter and tells St. Peter that the lighter's <br /> flame is symbolic of a candle. <br /> St. Peter finds this acceptable and lets the man enter Heaven. <br /> <br /> The second man produces a set of keys and tells St. Peter that these are <br /> symbolic of bells. St. Peter lets this man enter Heaven as well. <br /> <br /> The third man fumbles around and produces a pair of women's panties... <br /> St. Peter raises an eyebrow and asks the man... <br /> "What does this symbolize?" <br /> The man, grinning like <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Ozy Jones <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> on an Aussie beach says... <br /> "These? Why, these are Carol's"... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Saturday, 06 December 2003, 04:53 PM ]
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tda42 [ Thursday, 11 December 2003, 04:54 AM ]
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Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 12:24 AM ]
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Joy to the world! For Carol's bare bum! <br /> It's smooth and firm and round. <br /> Let me prepare her room, <br /> and heaven and nature sing. <br /> <br /> Joy to the earth! Carol's so cute! <br /> let men their songs employ <br /> for her eyes and hair and smile, <br /> repeat the sounding joy. <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Joy? Who's Joy?! I thought we were Carolling <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Thanks for the laugh Den <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 04:28 AM ]
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You been hittin' the brewskis there Mr. Jones... <br /> or are you just happy to be here ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 18 December 2003, 06:33 AM ]
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Just happy to be in this cheerful little virtual world... away from the cares and troubles of the real one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> And just feeling a little like bein' silly <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


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