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Jokes - Australian Court Case
Bonnie [ Friday, 30 April 2004, 12:33 PM ]
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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659
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A lady about 8 months pregnant got onto a bus. She noticed the man opposite
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her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
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even more amused this time, so she changed her seat again.
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After the fourth move the man burst out laughing, she
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complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old),
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what he had to say for himself.
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The man replied, "Well, your Honour, it was like this. When the lady got
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on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
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sweets sign that said, "The Doublemint Twins are coming" and I grinned."
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Then, she moved and sat under a sign that said,"Logan's Liniment will
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reduce the swelling" and I had to smile."
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big
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Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
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BUT, your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
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said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident".......I just
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lost it."
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The case was dismissed. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
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I thought that this was cute. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Friday, 30 April 2004, 12:59 PM ]
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JanReinar [ Friday, 30 April 2004, 01:14 PM ]
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Landman [ Friday, 30 April 2004, 03:25 PM ]
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tda42 [ Friday, 30 April 2004, 03:42 PM ]
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Ozymandias Jones [ Saturday, 01 May 2004, 06:09 AM ]
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Ha Ha Ha Ha... good one! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Saturday, 01 May 2004, 01:33 PM ]
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I laughed when I heard this one, the day before yesterday.
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Paul Mon [ Tuesday, 04 May 2004, 02:28 PM ]
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