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Jokes - ...and another (not really a joke but funny)
BatUSA [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 10:24 AM ]
Post subject: ...and another (not really a joke but funny)
This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy
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aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off
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the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was
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released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by
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the Freedom of Information Act.)
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CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid
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a collision.
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AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to
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avoid a collision.
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CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to
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the South to avoid a collision.
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AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
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course.
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CANADIANS: No,I say again, you divert YOUR course.
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AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
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SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
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DESTOYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT
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YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH...I SAY AGAIN...THAT'S ONE-FIVE
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DEGREES NORTH...OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE
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SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!
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CANADIANS: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
TdaC [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 10:37 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" />
tda42 [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 11:55 AM ]
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I remember that. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> IT was all around the base. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Den Tracy [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 02:27 PM ]
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Everybody makes mistakes... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
JanReinar [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 02:34 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Wednesday, 11 August 2004, 03:55 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/LolLolLolLol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/LolLolLolLol.gif" alt="" /> I'll translate it in italian for my friends <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
pbnj [ Sunday, 15 August 2004, 06:12 PM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />