https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=300 ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 03:02 PM Landman guess what I found ----------------------------------- I was minding my own business out in the garage this weekend and low and behold I happened to look in this drawer and there it was....so purty, so clean and shiney, so perfectly round.... yes you have it...it was your Marble! GP ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 10:49 PM ----------------------------------- [size=18]MY MARBLE?????[/size] :o its been missing for so long i've forgotten what it looks like How is it? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 10:51 PM ----------------------------------- well it was round, and seemed to be about marble sized...white with a little red running hap-hazzardly though it. A very nice marble and rolls very well. Does it sound familiar? GP ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 10:54 PM ----------------------------------- why yes it does, mine rolled real nice. i remember rolling it at the kitties.... they would run run run....... course i never should have been doing it near the freeway...... poor kitties, they lost my marble...... ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 10:55 PM ----------------------------------- it seems a duet... I break here only to say that I liked a lot your last picture Guiltypleasures :whistle: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:07 PM ----------------------------------- Uh huh...you just thought he was doing the nasty with her tormentor! :lmao: Landman, I think thats the one, there did seem to be a little kitty fur on it when I examined it a bit closer...wonder how it ended up in our garage? GP ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:08 PM ----------------------------------- [quote="TORMENTOR"]it seems a duet... I break here only to say that I liked a lot your last picture Guiltypleasures :whistle:[/quote] :-s SAV..... He broke it....... :badairday: tsk tsk tsk...... :dontknow: ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:11 PM ----------------------------------- 2 words for you..... alien mafia....... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:12 PM ----------------------------------- No the "guys" here just think GP stands for Guilty Porn heheeh you have to look at my lastest picture in the album to understand this...they all have bad eyesight and dirty minds! :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:18 PM ----------------------------------- :g: :u: :l: :p: :exclamation: :exclamation: i thought it stood for great Posterior? oh well..... :withstupid: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:21 PM ----------------------------------- Hey I like that one! :clap: :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:26 PM ----------------------------------- i'll trade it to you for a marble..... :blob5: ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:28 PM ----------------------------------- Zzzz.... Night night... :sleeping: ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:30 PM ----------------------------------- knight torm!! sleep tight bedbugs.....:thumbup: pssstttttt.....sav....... did we bore him to sleep???? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:32 PM ----------------------------------- Nahh I like the marble, it fits nicely in my navel :bigrinnin: No, it's just night time where Tormie is...and for some reason he thinks he has to sleep at night...dunno why GP ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:37 PM ----------------------------------- alright then..... what do you want for the navel? i can trade you my air force? :tomcat: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 11:45 PM ----------------------------------- hmm, that's pretty tempting, but I think I'll stick with the navel thank you :) GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:10 PM ----------------------------------- :silly: i need my marble back..... :crybaby: you never know what could happen without it..... :combustion: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:13 PM ----------------------------------- How about some :spam: instead? :) GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:14 PM ----------------------------------- sigh..... :evil3: its stated right here that that marble belongs to me...... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:33 PM ----------------------------------- Read the :bad-words: fine print! Marble shall remain in the custody of the person herein who has pocession of it at any given time. :crazy: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:42 PM ----------------------------------- me and my friends say different!!! :xcensoredx: :wrestler37: :wrestler31: :wrestler14: :thin: :whax: :lichmalignus: :whdat: :thefinger: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 03:59 PM ----------------------------------- :-k Okay, Here ya go, here's your stupid marble! 8-[ :forcefeed: :whistle: :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:12 PM ----------------------------------- =; no thanks, i'm full ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:12 PM ----------------------------------- Full of :pottytrain5: most likely! :lmao: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:16 PM ----------------------------------- Thats not nice.... :sad3: i doth protest....... :protest: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:20 PM ----------------------------------- Sorry but I did smell something :badairday: and I thought I was going to be :-& . My mistake, it looks like it was just the :animalcat: :-s :oops: GP :) ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 04:52 PM ----------------------------------- No that was me...... :wickedfart: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:00 PM ----------------------------------- hmm...I kind of had that feeling, since I don't own a cat! lol GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:05 PM ----------------------------------- you don't have a pussy??? :shocked!: oh thats right you have a beaver..... :animalbeaver: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:10 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :clap: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:36 PM ----------------------------------- you just keep your beaver away from my marble..... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:38 PM ----------------------------------- Hmm...well I think that's a little late...I just gave the marble to my beaver..and he says "no tradies back" sorry :( ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:40 PM ----------------------------------- no tradies back? your beaver said no tradies back???? :bad-words: tell your beaver that i'm not stuffing it any more!!! ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:44 PM ----------------------------------- Nope, no tradies back he says...and he's starting to scare me now...he's putting the marble on his tail and aiming at the screen with an evil grin on his face.... ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 05:48 PM ----------------------------------- i think it may be time to contact my lawyer mr leonard j. crabs where the j stands for hell of a good job!! :smoker: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:03 PM ----------------------------------- Damn I just new we hadn't seen the last of leonard j. crabs! #-o Just when I thought it was safe to go back into the gutter you bring in that wacko! ](*,) And the j stands for I'm just a joke of a lawyer! :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:25 PM ----------------------------------- oh.... your in for it now!!! [-X ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:34 PM ----------------------------------- After consulting with my various legal representatives, I have found out that they haven't worked a day since I hired them months ago. They are literally sitting around, doing nothing but whittling and singing folk songs on my back porch. One of them is playing a jug. As a result, I have to give them work in some shape or form to justify the incredibly large fees they are charging me. I believe that some "legal action" towards you would be the perfect case for them to take. So it is with heartfelt regrets that I must inform you I am unable to go on without my marble. I have been told by the tech department that it will be impossible in about four days, so you can slip into a coma or something, wake up four days from now, and pretend that you did in fact give me back my marble. I believe that is an acceptable compromise. Please contact me ASAP with details of your lawsuit, so I may turn off "Momma's Family" and inform my legal team of it. thanks Landman ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 08:45 PM ----------------------------------- Hmm, this all seems rather interesting and idiotic so I've been seeking advice as well and I've found that the only way to serve my best interests in this matter is to first eat a Gnome, as they are tastey as hell, finish knitting the 3 nippled halter bra for Grammie Sugerbottom and then lastly after a beer and tuna chaser I'm off to find my own legal help....So Mr. Landman you shall be hearing from me in no later than 1 day to six months, whichever comes first!! Sincerly Ms. Pleasures ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:11 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh My... What fun :bigrinnin: ! Tonight is "comment time", I have about two hundreds of pictures of my friend to look at all around the net, and because I'm a good fellow I'm going to do the hard work... :wickedfart: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:17 PM ----------------------------------- Well don't make me take out the whip Tormentor, get craking on all the pic's and comments! :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:32 PM ----------------------------------- Yessir chief, as a gift I left to you a little "treasure search" in the album :bigrinnin: [color=#ff0048](ADULT Flag on)[/color] ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 09:34 PM ----------------------------------- Oh my, a little gift for me? I just love little gifts, I shall hurry right along and see if I can find the treasure, I love a good hunt you know :) GP ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 10:05 PM ----------------------------------- Oh my god ! Now I've to send a dozen red roses in the states for Gp to pardon my evil joke #-o , and my bank account is crying :crybaby:... Better idea :bigrinnin: , delete the comment (I'm the admin, I > can < ) and the joke is gone... :whistle: Joke ? what joke ? :? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 10:33 PM ----------------------------------- I love Roses :heartbeat: But since I found the joke, maybe I would like 3 dozen Red ones :bigrinnin: You have to be faster than me Tormie, and I'm pretty quick. Now off with you to the flower shop and I don't want cheap one's! :lmao: But I still love ya tormie, you are so much fun and such a nice guy to work for on here :)