https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=727 ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Sunday, 11 April 2004, 06:57 AM Happy Easter :) ----------------------------------- For all who Celebrate Easter, I hope you have a good one. My kids are two old now to expect the bunny, but I still enjoy easter so I am going to get nekkid and roll myself in strawberry syrup and coconut and hop around the neighborhood and hide some of my eggs :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- TdaC Sunday, 11 April 2004, 10:39 AM ----------------------------------- LOL I love your humor! Happy ester:) ----------------------------------- Posy Sunday, 11 April 2004, 10:39 AM ----------------------------------- I am glad you find this funny. You love your humor. What do you like about your humor so much? ----------------------------------- JanReinar Sunday, 11 April 2004, 12:07 PM ----------------------------------- Happy ester for all! ----------------------------------- Tormie Sunday, 11 April 2004, 07:21 PM ----------------------------------- I worked today :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: ----------------------------------- JanReinar Sunday, 11 April 2004, 07:40 PM ----------------------------------- Me too! And the worse I have chocolate allergy! :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: ----------------------------------- Tormie Sunday, 11 April 2004, 08:35 PM ----------------------------------- :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: ----------------------------------- ahjah Sunday, 11 April 2004, 11:20 PM ----------------------------------- :crybaby: :crybaby: :crybaby: (I´ve been slicing onions...) ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 11 April 2004, 11:33 PM ----------------------------------- Is that why everyones crying? :-s ----------------------------------- Posy Sunday, 11 April 2004, 11:33 PM ----------------------------------- That's an interesting possible explanation. ----------------------------------- ahjah Sunday, 11 April 2004, 11:40 PM ----------------------------------- :roll: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Visitor Monday, 12 April 2004, 01:48 AM ----------------------------------- :whistle: Strawberry syrup and coconuts, nekkid..naughty and yummy. G.P. you are a complex creature with a dash of playfulness. :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 12 April 2004, 02:05 AM ----------------------------------- :bigrinnin: Complex? Nah just crazy lol ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 12 April 2004, 05:20 PM ----------------------------------- Today I cooked: Ravioli al gorgonzola, then calamari fritti con patatine :bigrinnin: !!! (italian food) >BURP!!!< (very good...) The breath don't smell vey good after gorgonzola :sick: :sick: :sick: ... But it's soooo good!! :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: ----------------------------------- JanReinar Monday, 12 April 2004, 05:26 PM ----------------------------------- :prrr: :prrr: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 12 April 2004, 05:49 PM ----------------------------------- I used to go to an Italian place in Sacramento and order something called Tortaline Ala Panna that I loved and could haven eaten it 5 days a week. I also love Pesto and Alfredo Sause. I guess I pretty much love Pasta in lots of ways with lot's of differnt sauses. My bf's half Italian and he hasn't even heard of much of any pasta dinners lol Of course I need to split my week in half and eat mexican food the other half of the time because that's my other favorite food :) I'm pretty much will to try all kinds of dishes, as long as they don't have any body parts in them that gross me out...like kidney, liver, stomach, brains, and no lamb I hate lamb. Okay, well I'm picky and strange..heck I can't even handle it if someone's gone hunting and shot a deer and cooked it up, to me meat comes from the grocery store wrapped on a styrafome container in seran wrap lol :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 12 April 2004, 05:50 PM ----------------------------------- what is your credit card number? ----------------------------------- messenger Monday, 12 April 2004, 06:01 PM ----------------------------------- Now hang on a minute there GP...getting naked and running around covered in chocolate etc..have you discovered a new drug that is an alternative to the male viagra ..if so don't be selfish ..com'on share it ...I wouldn't mind getting into some of that ..mind you if I ran around naked they'd have to close the park...happy easter..ok so I am a little late... :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 12 April 2004, 08:12 PM ----------------------------------- I'm not sharing mine, they are too hard to come by, but I"ll tell you how to get them. First you will need a large paper sack and a wooden spoon, wait till it's dark and it's a full moon. Go out in a wooded area and find a big oak tree (and it must be oak) hunker down behind it on your knees with the open end of the bag facing east. Wait about 10 min for the air to clear of all the bad mojo and then you must do 3 things at the same time. 1. make a low gutteral thoaty sound 2. shake the bag just a little to give it a russling sound 3. use your free hand to smack the tree trunk with the wooden spoon If you have done this right, a male snipe should come out of the woods at full speed and head straight into the bag. You must be fast cause once it's in the bag you will need to smack the end of the bag hard with the spoon knocking the snipe out before he busts out the other side of the bag. Now it's just a matter of removing his balls which are known to act as a wonderful woman's version of viagra. Oh and the snipe makes a good soup once you have gotten home :) ----------------------------------- messenger Monday, 12 April 2004, 10:02 PM ----------------------------------- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lmao: :lmao: ok ok I give in you are way toooooo funny..I can see you must be enjoying your self way too much at the moment ...catch you later ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 12 April 2004, 10:02 PM ----------------------------------- What does it look like? ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 12 April 2004, 11:05 PM ----------------------------------- "Tortaline Ala Panna" should be "Tortellini alla panna" SLURP! SLURP! YUMMY!!! "Pesto and Alfredo Sause" Pesto is a sauce tipical of Genova, an italian city, I like it very much and it is used only on pastasciutta, I make "pastasciutta al pesto" about 1 time in a week ( :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: ) "Alfredo" #-o #-o #-o I think it's a special sauce made by Alfredo #-o #-o #-o Here thare aren't a lot of mexican places, only bars where you can eat saucy dishes with tequila, but I don't believe they are the real mexican dishes... However we have a lot of Mc Donalds so If I want to taste what you eat every day, I can :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 05:28 AM ----------------------------------- :-k ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:35 AM ----------------------------------- :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: :prrr: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:35 AM ----------------------------------- Tell me more about your the knowledge base subsystem that is like the forum but with articles it can be used for tutorials or for. ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:36 AM ----------------------------------- I'll explain you during breakfast honey :heartbeat: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:36 AM ----------------------------------- How do you plan to do this? ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:37 AM ----------------------------------- :-k :-k :-k I think with a schematic... ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 05:00 PM ----------------------------------- Hey Tormentor...those dishes of yours sound absolutely superb...I love a lot of the pasta's with creamy sauces...you can cook those dishes for me anyday....yum yum :clap: :clap: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 05:00 PM ----------------------------------- All of them? ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 08:47 PM ----------------------------------- Thank you messenger :oops: ... This afternoon I cooked only 2 hamburgers... They were good but they are causing strange movements into my stomach :shaking: :shaking: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 08:47 PM ----------------------------------- Better to keep the windows opened :roll: ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 08:49 PM ----------------------------------- :oops: :oops: :oops: ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 08:53 PM ----------------------------------- Now you are learning why one of the most highly sold products on the market shelf in america is gas pills....oh the aroma of the fast food diet of the states.... :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 08:53 PM ----------------------------------- What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:13 PM ----------------------------------- All these internal movements are really disturbing me now... :cry: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:13 PM ----------------------------------- ... And not only you :sick: :sick: :sick: ----------------------------------- Angela Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:17 PM ----------------------------------- Ouch! My room is very far from uncle Tormie, but this time something has arrived here :sick: :sick: :sick: ... ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:18 PM ----------------------------------- :oops: :oops: :oops: ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:22 PM ----------------------------------- Well there is only one other remedy...you have to put a brown paper bag over your head, roll your trouser legs up above the knees, fill the bath tub up with cold water and then run round the house 3 times and then quickly jump into the bathtub and all the strange internal goings on will stop... ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 09:27 PM ----------------------------------- Mmmh... I think those movement are not that bad at last :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 11:42 PM ----------------------------------- The heavens be praised... :bigrinnin: My ex-wife was Italian... I used to love going to her mother's place for Sunday lunch... YUM! :dancing: All that beautiful pasta, fresh bread and anti pasto, washed down with gallons of Lambrusco and Chinotto... oh, why did I ever divorce her #-o ... I miss the food so much :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 06:32 AM ----------------------------------- Strawberry syrup and coconut? it sound like an interesting, but unrealistic Easter Bunny costume. ;-)