Guiltypleasures' Clubhouse :: Clubhouse Floorplan

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#1 guiltypleasures 01 Jul 2003 17:40

I've noticed a few people getting lost around this big clubhouse, so I have decided to post the floor plans so you can find your way around if needed.
Now this doesn't apply to those of you who are playing hide and seek...

Always,
It's a pleasure

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#2 Landman 01 Jul 2003 17:44

I'm still lost....

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#3 guiltypleasures 01 Jul 2003 17:51

You have always been lost landman...refer to the clubhouse motto on your hind quarters and look at the fine print for instructions on what to do in this situation.

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#4 Landman 01 Jul 2003 18:04

it say's squeeze gently, then slap, if desired effect is not achieved, repeat"
and on the other side it say's "dolly parton was here june '82"
oh wait on the top it say's "if found please return to the refigerater"
i wonder if anyone will find me????

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#5 guiltypleasures 01 Jul 2003 18:15

Guilty Pleasures opens the fridge door, genlty squeezes land's tush, slaps him good and then closes the fridge door again...
Now where was I...oh yes, I was going to the store to buy more jiffy mix.

Ta Ta for now
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#6 Landman 01 Jul 2003 18:18

must have achived the desired effect......

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#7 Deviant_Viking 01 Jul 2003 21:45

*sneaks into the hot tub room and hijacks one of the tubs*

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.... rejuvenating...

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#8 guiltypleasures 02 Jul 2003 03:06

Ken must not be aware of the impending danger at the clubhouse, I see he's still frolicking in the hot tubs!

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#9 Ozymandias Jones 02 Jul 2003 06:12

Wow, it's like a home away from home... only better.

And Ken can leave his clothes on if he likes

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#10 guiltypleasures 02 Jul 2003 14:49

Ozymandias Jones says "And Ken can leave his clothes on if he likes"

Party Poop Kill Joy!

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#11 Deviant_Viking 02 Jul 2003 14:59

Feel free to join in the tub there, Ms Pleasures

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#12 guiltypleasures 02 Jul 2003 15:02

As soon as I find my snorkle and fins I'll be right there Ken!

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#13 Landman 02 Jul 2003 15:06

sav, your fins are out snorkling, and your snorkle's out finning.....
but you can borrow this jar of cheeze whiz if you like??

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#14 guiltypleasures 02 Jul 2003 15:14

Thanks land, that works even better! (guilty eyes ken in the hot tub "Ever been in a hot tub nekkid covered in cheeze whiz before hon?") Now if we only had some crackers.

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