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If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene. <br /> Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law. <br /> A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day. <br /> A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. <br /> In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. <br /> Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. <br /> In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. <br /> In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth. <br /> Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds. <br /> In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. <br /> A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment. <br /> No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia. <br /> In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night) <br /> The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. <br /> In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons. <br /> In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife. <br /> A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines. <br /> In Bozeman, Montana, you can't perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude. <br /> A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces. <br /> Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts. <br /> Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law. <br /> During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. <br /> In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. <br /> In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. <br /> In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

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