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Jokes - These are REALLY,REALLY,REALLY,REALLY, REALLY BAD
Den Tracy [ Friday, 19 December 2003, 01:21 AM ]
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1. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
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2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you,
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but don't start anything."
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3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't
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serve food in here."
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4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
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says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
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6. Two aerial antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
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The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
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taste funny to you?"
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8. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
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Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
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you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
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9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing
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to look at, either.
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10. What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
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Yeah, I know ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" />
TdaC [ Friday, 19 December 2003, 07:14 AM ]
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They're not that bad, you made me smile <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
RedHawk [ Saturday, 20 December 2003, 03:18 PM ]
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Two blondes walk into a bar...
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You'd think one of them would have seen it!
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Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 22 December 2003, 03:08 AM ]
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />
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Thanks for the light moment in an otherwise dull day...
RedHawk [ Monday, 22 December 2003, 06:17 AM ]
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It's all part of the job..... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />
Bonnie [ Wednesday, 24 December 2003, 06:43 PM ]
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Good grief.
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Those are bad <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />
RedHawk [ Wednesday, 24 December 2003, 07:22 PM ]
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Aack!
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Even your avatar is rolling its eyes! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" />
RedHawk [ Wednesday, 24 December 2003, 07:39 PM ]
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OK, how about this one.....
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A man and his son are on a road trip.
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About an hour into the trip, the son turns to his father and says,
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"Hey Dad, can I have some candy?"
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The father replies "I didn't bring any candy."
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An hour or so passes and the son, sure that his father brought candy, says
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"C'mon Dad, lemme have some candy!"
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Dad sighs, "I told you already, I didn't bring any!"
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The son, frustrated by this point, shouts "Come on! Share the candy!"
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Dad sighs once more and says "Look Son. Take the 'F' out of 'candy'
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and tell me what you've got."
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The son thinks for a moment before replying
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"But Dad, there is no 'F' in 'candy'."
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"That's what I've been trying to tell you!
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There ain't no F***ING CANDY!"
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Ozymandias Jones [ Monday, 29 December 2003, 01:58 AM ]
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