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This is not exactly a joke but a sabotage or a revenge. <br /> <br /> There is a legend handed on by the bus drivers of my city, the legend of the maron glacè: Someone had the sly idea to refrigerate his turds, adorn each one of them with a red ribbon and hide it on a bus in the depot... <br /> When the turd is refrigerated it doesn't smell, but things changes after a while... when the bus is on the road <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ... The author of this joke is unknown and there are known variation like the "yellow icycle"....

You bus drivers are crazy people... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> I have heard of this being done over here as well. <br /> There is a variation on this side of the ocean where you take a small <br /> paper bad and put a healthy amount of dog poop into it. <br /> Next, you go to someone's front door and just before you ring the doorbell <br /> or knock on the door, you set fire to the paper bag. <br /> The "victim" answers the door, and noticing that there is a small fire on the <br /> doorstep, proceeds to stomp out the fire with his/her foot, getting the stinky <br /> dog poop all over their foot, while putting out the paper bag fire. <br /> <br /> We're just as crazy here as well. <br /> <br /> Here's one you might try when over at a friend's place and is most effective <br /> after several beers are consumed. <br /> Put clear plastic cling wrap (used for sandwiches and for covering food in bowls), <br /> over the toilet bowl. If done correctly, the victim won't notice and when he starts <br /> to have his leak, he will pee all over the place. It might be best to leave <br /> your friend's place, or he will make you clean up the mess.

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Thi is really, really bad <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />

Really bad, eh ? <br /> Sure, sure... <br /> You probably can't wait to find victims to see what happens... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hey, Den. We used to do the old cling-wrap on the bowl trick in Army Cadets as a kid. We'd sneak into the other school's cadet barricks on the anual retreat and cover all their toilets... or sneak into their open tents and hide raw eggs under their pillows <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />