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Jokes - I have a Blonde Girlfriend at the moment...
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 10 April 2003, 12:56 AM ]
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I am seeing a nice blonde girl at the moment and she didn't like this at all. So I thought I'd share <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> ;
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Five blonde women enter a bar and order a bottle of champagne and ten glasses from the bartender. They go and occupy a table, set a small framed picture in the middle, and start "high fiving" and dancing around the table chanting, "51 days! 51 days!".
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A few minutes later, five more blondes enter the bar and join the others at the table. There is much laughing and merriment, alternating with the ritual chanting of, "51 days! 51 days!".
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Finally, the bartender can no longer control his curiosity and he strolls over to the table to see what is going on.
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In the center is a picture of the cookie monster in a frame. When the bartender asks what the celebration is all about, one of the women says, "We were all tired of the blonde jokes about how dumb we are, so we got together and put this puzzle together. On the package it said '2 to 4 years', but we all worked together and put the puzzle together in 51 days!"
Den Tracy [ Thursday, 10 April 2003, 01:44 AM ]
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If you keep telling jokes of the blonde variety, me thinks the title of the next joke you'll be telling is "I Once Had A Blonde Girlfriend" and maybe looking for a new girlfriend...perhaps a brunette who is impervious to "blonde jokes"...
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
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A good joke nevertheless...
Ozymandias Jones [ Thursday, 10 April 2003, 03:46 AM ]
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Noooo, never happen. I'm such a nice guy, why would she leave me? I really am a nice guy...
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All my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends say so.. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" />
Tormie [ Thursday, 10 April 2003, 07:14 AM ]
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<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">Ozymandias Jones wrote: </div><div class="post-text">
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All my ex-wives and ex-girlfriends say so.. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /></div></blockquote>
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/shok3.gif" alt="" /> I hope they make a big alimony-discount to you <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt="" />
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(sometimes is better to tie a knot to [i:6b96a89cfb]it[/i:6b96a89cfb] <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> )
Den Tracy [ Thursday, 10 April 2003, 03:50 PM ]
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OJ ... "all my ex-wives"
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Den looks at the age and sees 35....
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How many ex-wives we be talkin' about here pardner ?
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(1) Less than 2
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(2) Greater than 2 but lest than 5
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(3) Greater than 5
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<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
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OJ : ..."I'm a real nice guy"
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Den: "It shows" ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />
Ozymandias Jones [ Friday, 11 April 2003, 03:14 PM ]
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Trying to keep it under two...
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