♥ PosetteForever ♥

I read a GP comment in the album so I explain the meaning of my nickname... <br /> <br /> The nickname "Tormentor" come from a character of a forbidden game for Playstation called "Thrill kill" (even if it is forbidden I think that every one who has this consolle played the game). I was aka "U47" or "U-boot 47", but my first nickname from the time when I was a "citizen bander" (C.B.) and talked on the radio waves. It can't easily be translated, it was "little yellow card", the card used by referees. <br /> <br /> During my army times I was known as "big rock", but... It is not what you may think <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> : <br /> <br /> In my ex army corp, the alpine paratroopers there was two old traditions, and you had to follow them even if you were a soldier or a general: <br /> <br /> 1) if you have a very older paratrooper's license you can "sent down to floor" an other paratrooper to "bend his arms and pump" (a gym exercise, I can't find the proper translation) even if it is a general (but you have to be careful, because "after" the revenge could be very hard... sigh...) <br /> <br /> 2) You can freely fart even if you're near a general, only you have to say "sasso" (little rock) <br /> <br /> One day in early 1993 our parliament decided to sent us in Mozambique as NU peacekeeping troops, so it come the minister of the defence to salute us. <br /> While he was telling his speech we were assembled and fixed, no one could absolutely move, and I commented the speech at a very low voice with my comrades. As (I think) an usual behaviour for the paratroopers all around the world <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> , our comments were words like "A**hole", "What a pile of bulls**ts", "s**k my d**k" etc. <br /> At the top of the speech, while the minister's enphasys was at is maximum and he was saying :"...because you are the bravest soldiers of Italy!" I said : "sasso!" (rock) followed by a supercharged, noisy fart :wickedfart:. The laugh of my comrades was very difficult to compress while an evil wind spred the smell all around (A friend near me assured me that he eared the comments coming from 9 colums far from us, words like "Damn, what have you eaten ? Dead rats ?"). As far as I know the minister noticed nothing but our captain yes <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> . He searched for the guilty one for a week unsuccessfully and punished all of us. My comrades were not too worried. That fart is a legend also today, and it was the reason of my old (beloved) nickname.

Interesting story Tormie. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Sounds like you were the joker in the pack. And a dangerous man to be around on parade <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> So you're an ex-paratrooper. I'll bet some of your passengers would show a bit more respect if they knew that!

If I wasn't worried about Tormentor earlier, I sure am now : <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="" />

The Legendary Fart, now that is something special I shall treasure about you all my days Tormentor hehehehe, Oh man I'm glad you live across the ocean from me...peee uuuuuuuuuuuu! <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Apparently, paratroopers need to fart to propel themselves through the air..... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Personaly, I feel had he filled himself up with beans and brocolli, and wash that down with some crab cakes abd a beer or 2. hell he'd have turbo boost or even warp speed.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Warp factor 8 Mr Tormentor!!!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> SHE CAN"T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS CAPTAIN <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />

My captain was (and i hope still is) a honest man, he smoked a lot of cigarettes, most of them stolen from me where I had to drive his vehicle (at that time I was a smoker) and drank a lot without becoming drunk. I made a lot of jokes during that period, I can't tell most of them if I want to stay out of a jail <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> . This is a picture of me in that times (:crybaby: nostalgy), I'm the one in the middle...

I'm glad you pointed out which one you were, orelse we'd probably not figured it out. <br /> : <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif" alt="" />

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I agree with DV, god thing you told us wich one you were <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Nice pic btw

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Notice how nobody is standing behind him.........

What a hottie!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Now you talk like this was a long time ago, and by your profile you are only in your early 30's right? So you must be still a hottie!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">Landman wrote: </div><div class="post-text"><img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Notice how nobody is standing behind him.........</div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Control yourself, Guilty... steady...Steady.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

No way, I don't wanna control myself! hehehe <br /> <br /> BTW, I think you all should post pictures, I need to do a bigger hottie search for my ahh...research project (yeah that's it, my research project) Landman you don't need to, I know your a hottie <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shhh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

I figured that you looked something like that... <br /> I'm the one in the middle he says... <br /> No kidding ? <br /> If everyone was in blue UN helmets, we might have had a problem, but since you are being a wiseguy, we will let it slide by for now... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> After reading your story, I realize that you can't spell worth sh*t... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> It should be "PARAPOOPER" not Paratrooper.... ya' big turd... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-nouser">Quote:</div><div class="post-text"> <br /> If everyone was in blue UN helmets, we might have had a problem, but since you are being a wiseguy, we will let it slide by for now... <br /> </div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> You know ( <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> ) I've a strange sense of humor...

Just kiddin' Tormie... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Your sense of humour isn't strange, it's NORMAL !

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I disagree with Ozymandias, you were not a dangerious man to be around. Just a hard man to be following. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Pangor

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? What is it? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Robby from Forbidden Planet, he is a handy to have around. <br /> <br /> Pangor

My son showed me your picture. Hey, you are not a bad looking guy at that. But I don't want to stand behind you.

I have that the PS1 and that game too my favorite character is Belladona but I don't think that nick would feet me <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">rayera";p="21040 wrote: </div><div class="post-text">feet me</div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> That should be "fit me". Hope you don't mind, rayera. <br /> <br /> Pangor

"fit me" me seems to be the right - but "feet me" i like much more <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> In Germany it called "Freud'scher Versprecher" (the "true but unwilled" words of the soul instead the words of intellect).

By the looks on the faces, none where safe this day either!!! <br /> <br /> Nice to know a little about the man behind the plan! <br /> <br /> The saying "Shot heard 'round the world" will hold a new meaning for me from now on! <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Here we go again <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> Right Davide! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Cheers to Pangor for gathering enough air to blow almost 2 years of dust off this thread... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I was going to do it after reading your thread about your nickname. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> But is still smoke, don't have the wind.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_hand.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Shall we hoist the gale warnings? <br /> <br /> Pangor

No I don't mind Pangor <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> , I know it's fit but the true is I don't know why I wrote feet <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> <br /> maybe because the phonetic betrayed me or because of the same cause my nick is Rayera and not Rayearth <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

..If you need wind just ask Landy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> !! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/fart.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> !!!

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> NOT THAT KIND OF WIND!!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />

... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> Sorry... I thought... ehm... <br /> <br /> ... Gas mask ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />