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Guiltypleasures' Clubhouse - Top 100 Bumber Stickers
Landman [ Monday, 26 April 2004, 04:04 PM ]
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100 Daddy Farted, And We Can't Get Out!
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99 Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me.
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98 Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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97 My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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96 Horn Broken Watch For Finger
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95 Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom?
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94 Save Trees! Eat More Beavers.
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93 I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad?
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92 I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
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91 I Love My Country. It's The Government That Pisses Me Off.
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90 Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn.
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89 No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake.
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88 No Radio. Already Stolen.
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87 Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most!
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86 Oh Sure. But What's The Speed Of Dark?
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85 OK, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check?
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84 On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers.
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83 Out Of My Mind. Back In Five Minutes.
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82 Previous Owner Had An Honor Student!
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81 You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot.
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80 You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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79 You! Off My Planet!
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78 Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You're Still An Idiot.
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77 Your So Boring, If You Threw A Boomerang, It Wouldn't Come Back To You!
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76 When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Just Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything!
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75 Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "Hemorrhoids" Instead Of "Asteroids"?
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74 Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?
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73 Why Is The Alphabet In That Order? Is It Because Of That Song?
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72 Will Work For Food... Will Beg For Sex
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71 Woman Make Great Leaders, You're Following One!
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70 Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition.
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69 Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish.
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68 Sure You Can Trust The Government. Just Ask An Indian!
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67 Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun.
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66 The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist
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65 The Road To Hell Is Paved With Democrats
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64 The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans
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63 The Trouble With Political Jokes Is That They Get Elected.
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62 They're Not Hot Flashes...They're POWER SURGES!
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61 Red Meat Isn't Bad For You. Fuzzy Green Meat Is!
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60 Rehab Is For Quitters.
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59 Reincarnation Is Making A Comeback!
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58 Romance Is Like Chess: One False Move And You're Mated.
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57 Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses.
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56 Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims?
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55 Smoking - Think Of It As Evolution In Action.
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54 So You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute!
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53 If God Intended Man To Smoke, He Would Have Set Him On Fire.
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52 If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave?
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51 If I Would Like To Hear From An Asshole, I'd Fart!
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50 If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2?
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49 Keep Granny Off The Streets, Support Bingo.
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48 Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease.
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47 Love Is Blind. And When You Get Married You Get Your Eyesight Back.
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46 Missing Dog And Wife. Reward For Dog!
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45 More Hay, Trigger? "No Thanks, Roy, I'm Stuffed!"
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44 My Karma Ran Over My Dogma.
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43 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
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42 If You're Rich, I'm Single!
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41 I'm Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk. Alcoholics Go To Meetings.
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40 Isn't Having A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Having A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?
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39 I Remember When The Candle Shop Burned Down. Everyone Stood Around Singing "Happy Birthday".
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38 I Think That I Think, Therefore I Think That I Am.
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37 I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me
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36 IRS: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got
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35 Save gas, fart in a jar.
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34 If A Woman Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.
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33 Born Free. Taxed To Death!
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32 CATS. The Other White Meat!
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31 Crime Wouldn't Pay If The Government Ran It.
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30 Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass!
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29 Wanna Get Laid? Just Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait!
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28 Welcome To Shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out Of Paddles
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27 And Your Crybaby Whiny Assed Opinion Would Be?
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26 Whose Cruel Idea Was It For The Word "Lisp" To Have An "S" In It?
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25 Assassins Do It From Behind!
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24 Ass, Grass, Or Gas - Nobody Rides For Free!
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23 Beautify Texas! Put A Yankee On A Bus.
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22 Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder.
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21 What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull!
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20 Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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19 Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
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18 I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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17 If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With >Bullets.
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16 Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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15 0 To Bitch In 3.6 Seconds
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14 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
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13 Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires
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12 "Criminal Lawyer" Is A Redundancy
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11 Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps.
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10 Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies.
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9 Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else.
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8 I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!
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7 Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math.
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6 We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart?
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5 Will Work For Sex
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4 Visualize My Turn Signals Working
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3 Flies Spread Disease - Keep Yours Zipped
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2 Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes.
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1 Impotentce: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
Tormie [ Monday, 26 April 2004, 07:50 PM ]
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ROTFL <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> !!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />
Paul Mon [ Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 11:14 AM ]
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tda42 [ Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 01:15 PM ]
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Rules to live by.Thats funny Landman.You made my day. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" />
guiltypleasures [ Monday, 03 May 2004, 03:33 PM ]
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Landman [ Monday, 03 May 2004, 03:59 PM ]
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I think I need the first one at the top.....
Anonymous [ Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 06:56 AM ]
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Anonymous [ Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 07:14 AM ]
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8 I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!
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Love this one! This will be m new motto! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />