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For a minute there I had hopes that the shicken was caught, but I'm sorry to tell you TdaC, that wasn't the shicken, it was just landman streaking from the shower with his teddybear. The singing I can't explain as Landmans been known to drive mice and small children mad from his singing. <br /> tda42, a Squishy Ushy Teddy Bear is what landman's holding, see he likes to take the bear into the tub with him and well, you all have seen a wet teddy haven't you? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

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MMMMMM WET TEDDYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_liar.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_liar.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" />

Landy dear, did you forget and take the blue pill again today instead of the pretty orange one? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />

Know I think it was the fuzzy green one. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> Ya now I'm sure of it, it was the fuzzy green one. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />

I think the fuzzy green one is actually landman's marble that he keeps in his navel and which explains why it's fuzzy <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" />

Why? What are your goals in life?

Why, because God made little green apples <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> My Goals in life are: 1. To be Grand Pooba of the mushroom garden <br /> 2. Have good breath <br /> 3. Make sure I'm wearing my underwear on a windy day when I'm wearing a dress or skirt <I'll not be that absent minded again> <br /> 4. Change my underwear at least once a week <br /> 5. Never borrow Tormies underwear <even on a windy day when I've forgotten mine> <br /> 6. Never, ever take a shicken to a ball game <br /> 7. To become the worlds first women on Mars <br /> 8. to never make any goals for myself because I'm blonde and looney as a tune!

So what you are saying is Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't so Fuzzy Wuzzy? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" />

if its windy on mars, wear your undies......

The red sand will stain your shorts too. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

Tell me more about your TWO daughters.

I have one named Sabrina and another one named Shandi and I am very proud of them both. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Escape ? Why <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ? Here is full of Tuna Pop Tarst boxes... SLURP ! SLURP! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

: <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Plese, let him go home... he's infringing his diet one more time <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> (>CRUNCH!<)

You guys just get weirder and weirder <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> Okay the red sand stained my undies, tormies full of tarts, td's got 2 daughters with fuzzy navels and tonight we're all going to landmans house to see his marble collection, except Posy cause she's having to take Tormie to weight watchers cause he blew his diet. Den's on his way to the grocery store to buy out all the cracker jacks in hopes of finding a secret decoder ring so he will be able to crack all the codes and tormies safe. Ozy's been secretly hiding in the broom closet with my beaver. Jan's still working with Mr. Gates on MicroSoft Windows that don't break, they just melt down and taste like candy. I think the slogan is "Let MicroSoft melt in your mouth, not in your hand but I think they are having legal issues with that one. <br /> I think the whole lot of you are a bunch of sick puppies, but you sure are entertaining on a lazy spring evening <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Sorry GP but I never work with Mr. Gates on MicroSoft Windows. I work for Brazilian Government. And I was only escorting Angela back home. You had forgotten her here and she is too young to return Italy alone in that hour! Maybe I am no longer a ative officer but I am still a gentleman! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" />

Do you like your job? What happened to forgotten her here and she is too young to return Italy in that hour. Perhaps. I am not saying you are.

Ok all this makes sense I guess. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> So who is driving? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I am. She is a teen.

I lost my marbles.... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/crybaby2.gif" alt="" />

"Jan says: I work for Brazilian Government" Hmm, another code I must break! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> "escorting Angela back home" Ah Ha! I knew it, Jan's running an escort service out of Deviant's Pole Dancing Club in the Brazilian Room! <br /> "she is too young" You heard it people, he's also 'escorting' underage girls, which shouldn't be allowed in Deviant's club at all, if news of this get's out, Deviant's club may loose it's liquor license for good <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> "officer and a gentleman" Now we see the real root of the problem, Jan thinks he's Tom Cruise and is the leading man in a movie. <br /> Oh well, at least we have that code broken, now onto Landman's marble issues. <br /> I hate to break this to you bud, but those marbles you were so fond of, well they were just rabbit droppings we died in food coloring for your easter basket <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />

Who told you? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

so thats why they tasted funny!!!!!! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" />

Posy you are the one who should be stressing after all it's your little sister Jan's been seen about town with. Now what kind of pills are you offerning me? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Why now? What kinds of pills are you offerning me are there?

Well I doubt you are the only one Posy, I'm sure there have been many others as well. I'll trade you all my green one's for a big purple one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

How about that. No really, it's true.

I kept telling you land to stick them up your nose or in your ears, but not in your mouth...you just never listen to me silly man <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Posy, I think your catching on quick today <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

Hey! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> GP is a serious case of dellusion. I am only give the girl a ride in my Speeder! It was very late for she return home alone! And I am too tall to be Tom Cruise!

How tall are you?

I have 1,86m

Cool. I have a friend named "E. L. V. I. S. "

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> Jan you could be right, I did spend a lot of time in the "lab" last night working on those nuclar bombs and some of tormies gas's may have leaked out of the containment chamber. <br /> This also might explain why I have had this massive headache and can't staight think :? <br /> <br /> Elvis???Where?????? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

No problem! Be happy!

I'm always happy, well most of the time at least <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> You have outwitted me, I think we should meet at the clubhouse board room tonight at 7ish so I can talk you into joining my little team, we are working on some top secret plans that could use your assistance. I can't say too much, but I'll let you know that being in Rio right now isn't a safe idea, if you catch my drift (oh wait, that is just the smell of tormies sewer pipes again> Anyhoo, just come to the clubhouse tonigh at 7 and we will discuss things further <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" />

I will try!

Congratulations.

Shhhh posy, don't congratulate him yet, he hasn't signed all the papers and submitted to the blood tests yet!

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> Haaay.You are not going to put his brain into that shicken are you.(Kenny looks at you threw his monitor and says "I on to you Lue.") <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

Well of course not silly, we're going to put the chickens brain into his head, we were saving the rest for you <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" />

Can we not just lay him on the table and maybe draw pictures on him or something. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> I mean I would for him to go to waste. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> He is a Landman you know not a Land Fill. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />

Hmm, I think you are confused now tda, it's Jan we're putting the shickens brain into, and your brain is going into the shicken's. It's all going to be quiet delightful when we're finished. Of course if it makes you happy, I'll round up landman and we can strip him nekkid and draw pictures of shickens on him with magic markers as long as I get the purple one <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/smile.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> I also want to pick where the beak goes <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_dance.gif" alt="" />

Why me? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> I mean why do I always get the brains yanked out and shoved into something. :? I don't want to be the brain shover no more. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> No sir this is one dude that is going to not have his brains (Kenny looks back and yells TORMENTOR,SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!)I'm tellin and I'm baaaawwk not going to baaaaaawch do this baaaaawk no baaaaawk more. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif" alt="" /> Hey this isn't so bad.So I guess you might say I'm the head cock around here. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_wall.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" />

Oooooh now I get my hand slapped. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> You Go GP! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Do I missed something <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> ? I passed the whole day playing Wolfen... ehm... cleaning the house...

Noooo! Your just in time.GP is trying to take my brains out and put them in a chicken.Can you believe it baaaaaawk. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> I don't find this funny. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_naughty.gif" alt="" /> I want my body back unless it means doing evil experiments with female doctors. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Trust her, she know what she's doing <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> !! <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_whistle.gif" alt="" />