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Screw the charms, where's the pot o' gold?

You show me your charms and I'll show you my gold, deal? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/heartbeat.gif" alt="" />

in the fridge beside the meatloaf...... <br /> but there isn't much of it left. my lawyer, Mr. leonard j. crabs, has been 10 pin bowing in the crisper. lost most of it to the penguin......

Oh my gosh,Landman's got crabs in his crisper again.. <br /> <br /> GP

yea, i do. unfortunately....

There's a cure for that, but the price to pay is heavy.... <br /> <br /> Always, <br /> Dr Pleasures

well dp. as i sad before, he's lost most of the gold aready.... <br /> maybe i can coax him out with a bit of corn???

that would be "corn nuts" right?

RIGHT!!

This is intolerable, we can not have these good people endagered like this ever again. Let see what can I do? Ah yes, I know! <br /> <br /> <crash bang pop bang squeek tap tap tap> There that does it, that sould take care of any threat! <br /> <br /> Relax everyone, I have just installed energy shielding, ablative armor, and a working corbomite device in the clubhouse. Flip this one switch and this place could withstand a hypernova and destroy anything that tries to harm the clubhouse. <br /> <br /> Pangor

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/confused.gif" alt="" /> Sorry but I had to ask : What are you talking about? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/icon_redface.gif" alt="" />

No problem, erenda. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Have you reviewed some of the older pictures in the gallery? It appears that a while ago there was a "rendering war" being fought. It appears that the pictures were of a war that Den was waging against a number of other regulars who were here at that time (before my time here). At least once, the Guilty Pleasures's clubhouse was tartgeted for destruction in those pictures. This topic was in reaction to that threat. <br /> <br /> Playing along with the joke story line, I wrote the message stating that I had installed three devices to protect the clubhouse and whoever is inside of it. <br /> <br /> The first device is an energy shield, like the force field shielding used in man science fiction stories. One problem that such shield have is that they loose effectiveness as they assorb attacks and have to be recharged. If such a assorbes enough attacks without time to recharge, they fail leaving the protected object (the clubhouse) unprotected. <br /> <br /> The second device is a coating of ablative armor. That being armor that assorbes attacks protecting the clubhouse even at the expense of the survival of the armor layer, like the heat shield on the space capsules that burn up and so assorbe the heat upon reentry to protect the capsule. The armor would be used only if the energy shield were to fail under a heavy enough attack. <br /> <br /> The third device is a "corbomite device" The reason I meantioned it being a working one, is because the "corbomite device" was a bluff created by Capt. Kirk in the episode "The Corbomite Manuver". The corbomite device was a ficitious device calimed by the captain to have been installed on all federation ships. It was supposed to hit an attacker with the same force and energy that the attacker directed against the ship. The result would be if the attacker shot a bullet the force of the bullet would be assorbed and sent back striking the attacker. If the attacker used a nuclear weapon or worse, that weapons energy would be used againt the attacker. I that episode, the Enterprise was being held by a ship of the "First Federation" and was threatened with destruction. The bluff was to delay or deter that attack, which in the end was detered. <br /> <br /> A hypernova is something that has recienlty been spoken about in astronomy. When a star of a certain size dies, it explodes as a supernova. It is now assumed that when a start becomes a supernova when it is near one or more other stars it can trigger those stars to also explode as supernovas. Which in turn can trigger others. This chain reactions is called a hypernova. <br /> <br /> So tha claim that I made was that the clubhouse protected by the three devices can assorb and reflect even the energy of a hypernova. The reflected energy would destroy the attacker. <br /> <br /> Pangor

Should there be a problem? What was the second? It's not unusual for a hypernova to be. Is this a riddle? The small one, I think.

WoW! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/LolLolLolLol.gif" alt="" /> This site has survived a rendering war? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_clap.gif" alt="" /> These devices are cooool , but I think we'll need some weapons of mass destruction for the next rendering war, yes, some weapons with a lot of polygons <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> : <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/badgrin.gif" alt="" /> In fact I think I can find some ( Oh I shouldn't say this ...It's a secret <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> ...don't tell anyone <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shhh.gif" alt="" /> ) I must actuate my old relationships with the Brotherhood of the Aesta , they have a lot of this things in the garage. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/qtank.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> ( These are characters from one of my "writings" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> ) I used to be a restatur there , but then we have a BIG quarrel <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/new_argue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/5censored.gif" alt="" /> with the boss. ( We called him "the obese pensioner " <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> ) and then I said : "That's it! Go cause apocalypse without me, I'm going to take over the moon, because we all know there are no politicians there! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> " I'll make several phone calls some restaturs liked me alot , I even would become a president of the whole brotherhood when this old babbler retired. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> I'm sure they'll give their newest technology , they have a looooooot of toys <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/nicetongue.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> P.S : You know I'm joking .... I guess. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Yes, I know it is a joke. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/wink.gif" alt="" /> Well, I call it a rendering war, look at the pictures uploaded in 2003 and you will see some of it, intermixed with other pictures. <br /> <br /> Pangor

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> Lol ! we'll have to paint again the Clubhouse walls <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_doh.gif" alt="" /> !

The armor color is a combination of ceramic and steel. However, the armor can be painted to the current colors of the clubhouse. So the appearance does not change. <br /> <br /> Pangor

Land closes the door of the freg only to hear Kenny shouting "Get off of my head I found this place first Land!" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

I open the door to the fridge looking for a cold soda, and what do I find? !!!! "Oh, Pardon me." I close the door. <br /> <br /> GP, will electrical wires for this building support another refrigerator? <br /> <br /> Pangor

Yes I agree with the new freg. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> The Polar Bear needs a new home too! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> Upgrading you know. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Hmm. I'm glad we agree. That sounds like a plan.

Oh, I know for sure that GP is playing with new pictures so she is so concentrated that she can't do anything else <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> ! (And poor Tormie has to dust the clubhouse <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> ...)

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Leave that violin and take this broom <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> ! What are you waiting for ? Christmas ? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" />

There, that done! Glad I have a filter mask! I just wish it was rated for a level five biohazard. The restrooms are clean, wheew! Has nobody [i:9ca3993938]ever[/i:9ca3993938] cleaned them before! I swear! There were things in there that were begining to come to life! And please learn to aim better, the throne IS a big enough target! <br /> <br /> Pangor

Hey, the "throne" was in the bathroom <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/mad.gif" alt="" /> !! How can it be in the restrooms <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> ?

Considering where I was just cleaning, should help sweep out or go shower down first? <br /> <br /> Pangor

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Here in America, the word "restroom" is used for "bathroom" when the bathroom is a public and had no shower or bathtub. <br /> <br /> Pangor

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_eh.gif" alt="" /> I thought it was "crapper" <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> ... <br /> <br /> In italian is "cesso", "cesso" is used in various phrases like "quella e' un cesso"="That woman is a..." <br /> or "Sei un cesso"="You're a..." referred to a person who is eating too much... <br /> <br /> (I'ts slang, don't use it... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_shifty.gif" alt="" /> )

"Crapper" s the family name of "Thomas Crapper" the man who invented the modern flushing toilet. The word is crude slang to refer to the toilet, not the room. In America there are many ways of referring to the toilet and the restroom. Mostly crude slang, as some not so crude, such as "washroom", "the facilities", or "the comfort". The last one is now considered outdated and few still know it. <br /> <br /> Pangor

Port A Potty, Johnny On The Spot, John, Out House, Powder Room, Little boy or girls room, The Head, The Can and of course last but not least my personal favorite, The Shitter. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Well thats enough on Bathrooms 101. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <br /> Boy we learned alot here today didn't we boys and girls! <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> :lmao:Tune in next week when we learn how to cuss a cat without getting hair in your mouth. <br /> Kenny puts his sweater on and heads for the door as Mr. Rogers theme song plays in the back ground. <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_angel.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" />

<img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/rolleyes.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Pangor

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-nouser">Quote:</div><div class="post-text"> <br /> Powder Room <br /> </div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/uaua.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/uaua.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/uaua.gif" alt="" />

"Powder Room" is for the ladies. <br /> <br /> It is derived from the way that ladies would reapply powder makeup after they have ...umm... used the facilities. That is why there is also the saying of powdering the nose. <br /> <br /> When in a society setting, gentlemen would say that they needed to "use the facilities" or "make a phone call" while ladies would say that they needed to "powder their nose" or "my nose is shiny". Everyone knows what is reall being said, but it say it directly is considered vulgar in those sort of places. <br /> <br /> Then there is another term that came from that one, "taking a powder" which mean to secretly and quietly disappear or run away. That came from the when a lady was uncomfortable in a particular circumstance or with the person that she was with, she would say that she needed to "powder her nose" then when out of sight she would slip away. <br /> <br /> Now "taking a powder" is used as a general term for both men and women when they want to leave without causing a disturbance. <br /> <br /> Pangor

Oh, I thought about "gun powder", something related of those type of explosions that could happen in a toilet ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/fart.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" />

Oh, that's what caught you imagination! rotfl!!! <br /> <br /> Now that you mention it....There were a few of public restrooms that were I saw some strange signed posted. <br /> <br /> "No open Flames" <br /> <br /> "Strike no Matches" <br /> <br /> "Warning room not vented" <br /> <br /> "NO DUMPING" <br /> <br /> "Bad aim? Take it outside." <br /> <br /> I wondered of the first two were posted for fire safety or to avoid methane explosions. <br /> <br /> The next to the last one wsa a standard sign that can be purchased in a hardware store to tell people not to discard any trash in the posted area. I think that in the case of a public restroom that management were posting the message to mean don't leave you trash in the restroom, but based on another semi-vulgar slang, it take on a whole different meaning in that location. <br /> <br /> The last one was posted in an establishment where the management did not speak english very well. I think they meant to say, "If you are going to make a mess, get out and go someplace else". But that is not how that sign said, and I don't think they would have liked it if the gents did follow that instruction to the letter. <br /> <br /> Pangor

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<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">TORMENTOR";p="20369 wrote: </div><div class="post-text">Oh, I thought about "gun powder", something related of those type of explosions that could happen in a toilet ... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/fart.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_sick.gif" alt="" /></div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> That only happens in your bathroom Torm... <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_hand.gif" alt="" />

Thomas Crapper, the finder of the modern flushing-toilet - <br /> what has he done with "crap"? <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lmao.gif" alt="" /> <br /> <br /> Coincidence? Magic? <br /> <br /> Always i think to myself: boooaaaaaaahh, this shitty crap! The crap must be <br /> flushed in the toilet! In the Crapper-toilet... <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/lol.gif" alt="" />

<blockquote class="quote"><div class="quote-user">Landman";p="20377 wrote: </div><div class="post-text"> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <br /> That only happens in your bathroom Torm... <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_hand.gif" alt="" /></div></blockquote> <br /> <br /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> mmm... You seem a good cannon to me <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="https://www.posetteforever.com/images/smiles/eusa_think.gif" alt="" />

What a legacy Thomas, has attached to his family name! <br /> <br /> Pangor