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100 Daddy Farted, And We Can't Get Out! <br /> 99 Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me. <br /> 98 Fight Crime: Shoot Back! <br /> 97 My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. <br /> 96 Horn Broken Watch For Finger <br /> 95 Who Are These Kids And Why Are They Calling Me Mom? <br /> 94 Save Trees! Eat More Beavers. <br /> 93 I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad? <br /> 92 I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol. <br /> 91 I Love My Country. It's The Government That Pisses Me Off. <br /> 90 Never Play Leap Frog With A Unicorn. <br /> 89 No One Is Listening Until You Make A Mistake. <br /> 88 No Radio. Already Stolen. <br /> 87 Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most! <br /> 86 Oh Sure. But What's The Speed Of Dark? <br /> 85 OK, Who Stopped The Payment On My Reality Check? <br /> 84 On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers. <br /> 83 Out Of My Mind. Back In Five Minutes. <br /> 82 Previous Owner Had An Honor Student! <br /> 81 You Are Depriving Some Poor Village Of Its Idiot. <br /> 80 You! Out Of The Gene Pool! <br /> 79 You! Off My Planet! <br /> 78 Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You're Still An Idiot. <br /> 77 Your So Boring, If You Threw A Boomerang, It Wouldn't Come Back To You! <br /> 76 When I Grow Up, I Wanna Be Just Like Barbie. That Bitch Has Everything! <br /> 75 Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "Hemorrhoids" Instead Of "Asteroids"? <br /> 74 Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them? <br /> 73 Why Is The Alphabet In That Order? Is It Because Of That Song? <br /> 72 Will Work For Food... Will Beg For Sex <br /> 71 Woman Make Great Leaders, You're Following One! <br /> 70 Women Who Seek To Be Equal To Men Lack Ambition. <br /> 69 Work Is For People Who Don't Know How To Fish. <br /> 68 Sure You Can Trust The Government. Just Ask An Indian! <br /> 67 Ted Kennedy's Car Has Killed More People Than My Gun. <br /> 66 The Fact That No One Understands You Doesn't Mean You're An Artist <br /> 65 The Road To Hell Is Paved With Democrats <br /> 64 The Road To Hell Is Paved With Republicans <br /> 63 The Trouble With Political Jokes Is That They Get Elected. <br /> 62 They're Not Hot Flashes...They're POWER SURGES! <br /> 61 Red Meat Isn't Bad For You. Fuzzy Green Meat Is! <br /> 60 Rehab Is For Quitters. <br /> 59 Reincarnation Is Making A Comeback! <br /> 58 Romance Is Like Chess: One False Move And You're Mated. <br /> 57 Santa's Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses. <br /> 56 Should Crematoriums Give Discounts For Burn Victims? <br /> 55 Smoking - Think Of It As Evolution In Action. <br /> 54 So You're A Feminist. Isn't That Cute! <br /> 53 If God Intended Man To Smoke, He Would Have Set Him On Fire. <br /> 52 If I Throw A Stick, Will You Leave? <br /> 51 If I Would Like To Hear From An Asshole, I'd Fart! <br /> 50 If The #2 Pencil Is The Most Popular, Why Is It Still #2? <br /> 49 Keep Granny Off The Streets, Support Bingo. <br /> 48 Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Disease. <br /> 47 Love Is Blind. And When You Get Married You Get Your Eyesight Back. <br /> 46 Missing Dog And Wife. Reward For Dog! <br /> 45 More Hay, Trigger? "No Thanks, Roy, I'm Stuffed!" <br /> 44 My Karma Ran Over My Dogma. <br /> 43 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him. <br /> 42 If You're Rich, I'm Single! <br /> 41 I'm Not An Alcoholic. I'm A Drunk. Alcoholics Go To Meetings. <br /> 40 Isn't Having A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Having A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool? <br /> 39 I Remember When The Candle Shop Burned Down. Everyone Stood Around Singing "Happy Birthday". <br /> 38 I Think That I Think, Therefore I Think That I Am. <br /> 37 I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend On Me <br /> 36 IRS: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got <br /> 35 Save gas, fart in a jar. <br /> 34 If A Woman Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way. <br /> 33 Born Free. Taxed To Death! <br /> 32 CATS. The Other White Meat! <br /> 31 Crime Wouldn't Pay If The Government Ran It. <br /> 30 Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass! <br /> 29 Wanna Get Laid? Just Crawl Up A Chicken's Ass And Wait! <br /> 28 Welcome To Shit Creek - Sorry, We're Out Of Paddles <br /> 27 And Your Crybaby Whiny Assed Opinion Would Be? <br /> 26 Whose Cruel Idea Was It For The Word "Lisp" To Have An "S" In It? <br /> 25 Assassins Do It From Behind! <br /> 24 Ass, Grass, Or Gas - Nobody Rides For Free! <br /> 23 Beautify Texas! Put A Yankee On A Bus. <br /> 22 Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder. <br /> 21 What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull! <br /> 20 Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway <br /> 19 Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition <br /> 18 I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To <br /> 17 If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With >Bullets. <br /> 16 Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends <br /> 15 0 To Bitch In 3.6 Seconds <br /> 14 100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest? <br /> 13 Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires <br /> 12 "Criminal Lawyer" Is A Redundancy <br /> 11 Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps. <br /> 10 Friends Help You Move. Real Friends Help You Move Bodies. <br /> 9 Give Me Ambiguity Or Give Me Something Else. <br /> 8 I Don't Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It! <br /> 7 Lottery: A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math. <br /> 6 We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of Smart? <br /> 5 Will Work For Sex <br /> 4 Visualize My Turn Signals Working <br /> 3 Flies Spread Disease - Keep Yours Zipped <br /> 2 Very Funny, Scotty. Now Beam Down My Clothes. <br /> 1 Impotentce: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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I think I need the first one at the top.....

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