https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1346
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Visitor
Sunday, 27 March 2005, 10:27 PM

An ode to farting
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As I promise here's the Ode to farting. It's a very old one , the author is an anonimous.  This is considered as socialistic/comministic humour. First I'll write the bulgarian version and then the english translation (or something similar :oops: ) I'm sorry but the rhyme will be lost. 8-[ 

[color=blue]"Purdete , bratia bez stesnenie 
ne se izmuchvaite ot zor.
Zashto e tui ogranichenie
kogato nujen e prostor...?"[/color]

[color=midnightblue]Fart , brothers , without any embarrassment
don't be hard pressed.
Why is this restriction
when you need open space..?[/color]

[color=blue]"Prudniata , bratia e fiziologia
i riaduk kavalerski jest.
Vuv neia niama demagogia
a doblest , ritsarstvo i chest."[/color]
[color=midnightblue]
The fart , brothers, is physiology
and a rare gallant gesture.
There is no demagogy in farting
but only courage, knighthood and honour.[/color]

[color=blue]"Prudniata , bratia dar bojestven e
che samo zdravii guz purdi,
A shom e grumka i turjestvena 
tia nivga ne smurdi."[/color]

[color=midnightblue]The fart , borthers is something divine
because only a strong a**e can fart.
And when the fart is loud and solemn
it never smells bad.[/color]

[color=blue]"Prudniata , bratia e izvustvo-
prekrasen musicalen dar
kato purdish , purdi sus chuvstvo
s kvalifikatsia i jar."[/color]

[color=midnightblue]The fart , brothers is an art-
a beautiful musical gift
when you fart , do it with emotions
with qualification and passion[/color]
[color=blue]
"Prudni vednuj i ti v jivota si
gospojitse bez da se sramish.
Az zman , che vecher vuv legloto si
ti tainichko purdish , purdish"[/color]

[color=midnightblue]
Fart and you lady even for one time 
in your life , without beeing ashamed of it.
I know that every night you secretly
fart and fart in your bed.[/color]


[color=blue]"Prudni sus men drugarko zdravata.
Prudni sus men vuv ritum jiv
i tulo vij suzdali sme v durjavata
nov samodeen kolektiv."[/color]
[color=midnightblue]
Fart good and hard with me my comrade,
fart with me in alive rhythm
and maybe we can create in the country
a new amateur farting group.[/color]


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Tormie
Monday, 28 March 2005, 12:54 AM


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WOOOHA !!!  :bigrinnin:  :bigrinnin:  What a poetry  :dancing: !!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: 


One of the funniest poetry ever :ROTFL: ...

I'll add it to our diary  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: ...

Thank you erenda !!  :bigrinnin:


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Visitor
Monday, 28 March 2005, 04:40 AM


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Thank you!  :oops: It's really great poetry :bigrinnin:


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Ozymandias Jones
Monday, 28 March 2005, 07:06 AM


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:lmao:  :lmao: 

I love European humour! That is funny

...of course I don't really understand what this farting is all about, a real gentleman wouldn't  :whistle: 

 :lol:


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TdaC
Monday, 28 March 2005, 11:41 AM


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Funny, creative and load poetry. Thanks for sharing :dancing:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


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Visitor
Monday, 28 March 2005, 05:21 PM


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Everytime I think that I have hear it all, I hear some more!  :lol:


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JanReinar
Monday, 28 March 2005, 06:19 PM


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:lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol:  :lmao:  :lol:


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Tormie
Tuesday, 29 March 2005, 09:59 PM


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:sick:  :sick:  :sick: ... Please open the window !!!  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:


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JanReinar
Tuesday, 29 March 2005, 10:00 PM


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:sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:  :sick:


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Visitor
Tuesday, 29 March 2005, 10:15 PM


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Why open the window?  I don't smell anything, 

except for the rubber of my filter mask. ;-)

Pangor


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Tormie
Tuesday, 29 March 2005, 10:47 PM


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Now I know who has stolen my mask !!  :sick:  :sick:  :sick: !!


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Visitor
Wednesday, 30 March 2005, 03:24 AM


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;-)

Pangor


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Visitor
Wednesday, 30 March 2005, 03:27 AM


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I don't smell anything too.  [-X  Maybe because this fart was loud and solemn!  :lmao:  :bigrinnin:


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Tormie
Wednesday, 30 March 2005, 10:53 AM


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Yes  8-[ ... Sure... Ladies' farts are silent and sweet smelling  8-[  8-[ ...


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Posy
Wednesday, 30 March 2005, 10:53 AM


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Gospel !


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Tormie
Wednesday, 30 March 2005, 10:54 AM


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:bigrinnin:


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