https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=1713
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Visitor
Saturday, 15 October 2005, 01:24 AM

If Restaurants functioned like Microsoft....
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software: 

Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
Patron: There's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.
Patron: No, it's still there.
Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer;what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. 

[waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] 

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.
Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. 

[waiter leaves.] 

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! 

The check: 


  Soup of the Day . ........... . . . . . . . . . $5.00
  Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . . . . $2.50
  Access to support . . . . . . . . . . ..........$1.00


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Visitor
Saturday, 15 October 2005, 07:20 AM


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:lol:  :lol: 

Pangor


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Tormie
Saturday, 15 October 2005, 10:43 AM


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:lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: !!

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JanReinar
Saturday, 15 October 2005, 11:41 AM


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TdaC
Saturday, 15 October 2005, 11:44 AM


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Ozymandias Jones
Tuesday, 25 October 2005, 01:08 AM


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GRAVEN_AU
Tuesday, 22 November 2005, 03:53 PM


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