https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=203
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Ozymandias Jones
Monday, 30 June 2003, 07:48 AM

Why women are smarter than men!
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. 
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. 

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our 
cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from  God 
that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest 
of our days". 

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" 

This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, 
here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle  of 
wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our 
good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. 

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and 
then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and 
immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. 

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" 

The woman replies," No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." 

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Den Tracy
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 03:25 PM


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This is funny  :lmao: , but I wouldn't put it past someone to try it. !


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Tormie
Tuesday, 22 July 2003, 10:33 PM


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:lmao:  I like this kind of humor ! I've to stay longer in this forum ...


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Ozymandias Jones
Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 02:37 AM


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Glad we can amuse you. :bigrinnin: