https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=237 ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 07 July 2003, 03:44 AM Close Encounter ----------------------------------- As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you... .....you fucking mosquito. ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 07 July 2003, 05:10 PM ----------------------------------- eheheh! :lmao: What a classy joke! ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Monday, 07 July 2003, 05:26 PM ----------------------------------- Reminds me of another one... "Last night, I was lying in my bed, thinking about you and looking at the stars. Suddenly, I thought to myself... WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ROOF?!" ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 07 July 2003, 06:33 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: Good one Ken!!!! GP ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 07 July 2003, 10:27 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: :clap: ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:25 AM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: Guilty's made me chuckle out loud... Ken's on top of it made me spit Pepsi through my nose. :bigrinnin: Gotta' wipe the monitor now. #-o ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:34 AM ----------------------------------- Isn't that such a neat sensation Ozy? Although I hear Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose. :lmao: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:34 AM ----------------------------------- Suppose I said yes. Oh. Who is saying Dr Pepper has a much better feeling when shot though the nose ? I'm glad you find this amusing. ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:35 AM ----------------------------------- hmm...I'm starting to think my nose smells a bot....could it be??? Yes I think it might just be so :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:35 AM ----------------------------------- Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. You believe that? Your nose smells a bot? It's possible. Yeah that's right. How? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:36 AM ----------------------------------- yes with my nose I smell a bot, a bot is what I smell ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:37 AM ----------------------------------- :lmao: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:39 AM ----------------------------------- hmm, just need to find the trigger for little posy and then I'll know for sure lol :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:39 AM ----------------------------------- I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Where would you look for the trigger for little posy and then he or she will know for sure lol bigrinnin. ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:40 AM ----------------------------------- I think the trigger shall be found in the puppet master's bag of tricks, don't you? ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 01:57 AM ----------------------------------- This is all getting a bit deep for little old me.... I'm just a dumb aussie, you know. ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:02 AM ----------------------------------- lol ozy, do you know what a bot is? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:05 AM ----------------------------------- A bot is Italian for Big boob woman silly heheheh :lmao: hmm, I wonder if my nose has grown from this tall tail.... :^o ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:05 AM ----------------------------------- When is bot not Italian for Big boob woman silly heheh lmao hmm he or she wonder if his or her nose has grown from this tall tail ? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:06 AM ----------------------------------- I knew it, I knew it...I think your trigger or at least one is hmmmm Could that be true posy? ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:06 AM ----------------------------------- Who told you? Since when? I will tell my botmaster you said I am trigger or at least one is hmmmm Could that be true. ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:12 AM ----------------------------------- :lmao: You guys are nuts... I like it. ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:18 AM ----------------------------------- That's good, cause I think we've just been given a truck load of peanuts ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 08 July 2003, 02:18 AM ----------------------------------- Hmm, are you serious?