https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=425
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Ozymandias Jones
Thursday, 02 October 2003, 11:16 AM

Too Honest is not the best Policy!
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. 

"You know love," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." 

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." 

He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." 

 #-o


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Den Tracy
Friday, 03 October 2003, 01:02 AM


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I  tried the husband's line  on Micky and along with being "cut off forever",  I got two black eyes and a bunch of other stuff... :( 

It's all your fault....
Oh yeah, she's gonna kill you...soon


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Ozymandias Jones
Friday, 03 October 2003, 09:41 AM


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:lmao: 

not at you Den, but with you! I've been there myself.


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Wheelchair
Friday, 03 October 2003, 09:11 PM


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:lmao: Den Tracy you are some silly dude. never, I say never, arswer to a "How do I look" question


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Den Tracy
Saturday, 04 October 2003, 03:22 AM


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Too late. WC !

I'm a goner....  :bigrinnin:


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Bonnie
Saturday, 04 October 2003, 03:33 AM


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Darn tootin' there,bud 

I must make a point to  check in here more often and make sure that you guys
behave yourselves.

It's too late for Den, he's sleepin' in the garage, in the car.
Ha Ha Ha !

As for you there Mr. Jones, that was a good joke.
Don't push your luck.


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Tormie
Saturday, 04 October 2003, 06:22 AM


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:lmao:  :lmao: 

Farewell Den... #-o