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Den Tracy
Wednesday, 22 October 2003, 09:59 PM

What do we get grandpa for his birthday ?
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Another groaner...

It was Grandpa's 80th birthday and the same question came up like it did for many years previous.
"What do we get him this year ?  He has everything and wants nothing !"
There was a lengthy silence and several family members stared off into nowhere,
deep in thought.
One of the grandchildren, about 13 years of age jokingly blurted out
"Why don't you get him a hooker ?" as he laughed hysterically...
Several family members looked at one another and nodded their heads in
agreement.
"That's not a bad idea. Grandpa has not been with a woman for nearly 15 years,
since Grandma died.  He doesn't have too much time left, so whay not make him
happy ?"
Someone said, "Okay, I will set it up for the day before his birthday and that
way he won't suspect anything."
The day before Grandpa's birthday the doorbell rings.
Grandpa opens the door to find a fairly good looking woman standing there.
"Are you Mr. Smith ?" asks the hooker
"Yes I am and what do you want" replies Mr. Smith
"I don't want anything. I am here to give you super sex !" says the hooker
Mr. Smith stands there, as if deep in thought
"Well....Hmmmm...In that case I'll have the soup !" replied Grandpa mith  :bigrinnin:

Groan....yeah, I know...


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Ozymandias Jones
Thursday, 23 October 2003, 10:56 PM


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Now that's funny. Sad, but funny.


