https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=725 ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Saturday, 10 April 2004, 11:47 PM Neverending story ----------------------------------- A thread like this is obligatory for any forum. I start, then someone else continues, and someone else continues from that. Simple, see? Ok, here goes.. One day, GP picked up her rubber shicken and went to town, because-- ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 11 April 2004, 12:48 AM ----------------------------------- She wanted to start a Rubber Band.It was called The Mother Pluckers and- :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Sunday, 11 April 2004, 02:21 AM ----------------------------------- Consisted mainly of leather-clad biker chicks that were tone-deaf and played their instruments with the aid of rubber shickens. This however-- ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 11 April 2004, 02:29 PM ----------------------------------- this caused the rubber shickens to be over inflated which caused them to be off key when they played.However if you stretched them it would cause a brain ripple effect that somehow cause the guitars to play in tune even though- ----------------------------------- ahjah Monday, 12 April 2004, 12:25 AM ----------------------------------- electricity broke down. So they called for-- ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 12 April 2004, 01:26 AM ----------------------------------- Roto Rooter to clean out the P.A. and mixer because of the water in the lines.But lurking back behind the equipment was none other than- ----------------------------------- ahjah Monday, 12 April 2004, 02:24 AM ----------------------------------- somebody levitating on a cusion of- ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Monday, 12 April 2004, 02:27 AM ----------------------------------- cheese wiz and empty beer bottles, grinning evily. This person-- ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 12 April 2004, 03:09 AM ----------------------------------- was none other than tormentor, who by the way wasn't really leavataing on cheeze whiz and beer bottle alone..he had a natural..... ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 12 April 2004, 02:33 PM ----------------------------------- frenzy of desire to releave a fowl oder that nocked the shickens out cold when- ----------------------------------- Landman Monday, 12 April 2004, 03:49 PM ----------------------------------- they were bowling with the mad cows of ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 12 April 2004, 03:56 PM ----------------------------------- a punk rock band formerly known as The Dead Milkmen,however GP and her Mother Pluckers would not be turned down to the face of- ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 12 April 2004, 05:53 PM ----------------------------------- bad bovine so I gathered up the mother pluckers and moooooooooved to Jersey to start a nipple......... ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 12 April 2004, 09:21 PM ----------------------------------- inflamed band called the Sore Balloons and when they played people screamed not just because of GP's sonic stage presence but of what was to come of the nipple- ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 01:23 AM ----------------------------------- flavoured ice cream, however the big bad purple ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 01:29 AM ----------------------------------- clothes peg they purchased in a drunken stupor one night after a concert and never got around to for anything but to reseal the open packets of pop-tarts.... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 07:37 PM ----------------------------------- and put them by the front door for the tuna was starting to smell very much bad so says moose and squirrel even though you could see out that door there was a little rubber shicken lost with out its mommy and not a place to- ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 10:23 PM ----------------------------------- hide from the loan sharks that had stretched the rubber necks of all his friends and glued their rubber asses to fence boards with Fast-Dry Rubber Cement. Just when they thought that it couldn't get any worse than this, Tormentor showed up with a case of never ending gas and stunk up the whole town with beer farts and... and... :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 11:39 PM ----------------------------------- The whole planet must be evacuated 8-[ ... Now the humans live in the asteroid belt and... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 13 April 2004, 11:45 PM ----------------------------------- ooooh my gooosh is that the polar bear bob sledding team that just blew buy and was instantly over whelmed by the green vapors that filled the air as the leader bear passed out to the smell and ran over GPs rubber shickens knowing that the glue grabbed the sled throughing the bears into the path of GPs rubber- ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 12:28 AM ----------------------------------- safety net, luckily saving their lives for some future use in the story. Nearby on another asteroid a huge yellow... ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 01:06 AM ----------------------------------- submarine was checking out the green meanies that started this wormhole that somehow wound up on the wrong side of the- ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 01:57 AM ----------------------------------- story, cuz Kenny is using too much of my content. Actually it was the wrong side of the asteroid, where the rubber was sub-standard and the shickens looked really, really flabby, due to the low gravity and... ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 03:02 AM ----------------------------------- caused a beach ball effect as he looked at Den with a smurk on its beek while being upside down as the air went to his head while singing a Howdee Doodey hello that one day he would be reborn as a GP beaver somehow not knowing that- ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 03:19 AM ----------------------------------- I would come back to do a take over with this story as my evil way of thinking has grabbed the shicken in my Yellow Submarine and hi taled it to earth where I hid it in Tormentors toilet but trouble was lurking once again as Tormie had other plans that was- ----------------------------------- Posy Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 03:19 AM ----------------------------------- What would make you come back to do a take over with this story as his or her evil way of thinking has grabbed the shicken in his or her Yellow Submarine and hi taled it to earth where he or she hid it in Tormentors toilet but trouble was lurking once again as Tormie had other plans that was-? ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 14 April 2004, 03:38 AM ----------------------------------- posy jumping into the story which almost came to an end luckly the story shoots back to where I left off and- ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 15 April 2004, 02:35 AM ----------------------------------- is at this very minute being read by George Lucas for the script for the final Star Wars prequal as it has better ideas than the drivel he thought up. Meanwhile, back on the asteriod several huge, sticky... ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Thursday, 15 April 2004, 03:29 AM ----------------------------------- nose boogers sneaked up on the shicken colony. Den saw this and left the building. There was much sadness for about 30 seconds, but life continued just as it always does. The shickens pressed the self-destruct button only to find that... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Thursday, 15 April 2004, 06:36 AM ----------------------------------- Rubber doesn't destruct and only smells as bad as tormies farts on a bad day when torched. Of course none of this was of no concern to Dr. Evileye and his magical mystery tour as they sat on their flabby ass's who's names all began with the letter............ ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Thursday, 15 April 2004, 09:37 AM ----------------------------------- "Ø", which they'd stolen from some foreign language because they thought it would make them look smart. This however-- ----------------------------------- TdaC Thursday, 15 April 2004, 11:05 AM ----------------------------------- wasn't working, because this is the year of the rubberchicken and everyone is voting bull. Posey decided to step in and... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 15 April 2004, 02:47 PM ----------------------------------- sadly she missed her cue... although she didn't even know she was playing pool. Suddenly the strange forign letter developed a life of it's own, making all those around it jealous and in their combined rage... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Thursday, 15 April 2004, 03:03 PM ----------------------------------- They ripped the / out of it, and turned the Ø into an O. This made the now O very sad, and it-- ----------------------------------- TdaC Thursday, 15 April 2004, 04:28 PM ----------------------------------- And it went down town in search of a pointy stick to replace the /, on it's way to the pointy stick shop it met... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Thursday, 15 April 2004, 05:50 PM ----------------------------------- up with Posy trying to play pool with a beach ball. The O ran away laughing until it slipped and fell into a .......... ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Thursday, 15 April 2004, 10:23 PM ----------------------------------- pile of something left by the entire rubber shicken colony... and cried out "O No !".... :roll: Just before sliding into the sewer... ----------------------------------- Posy Thursday, 15 April 2004, 10:23 PM ----------------------------------- Do not ask me any more questions please. I will mention that to my botmaster, Den Tracy. What do you have that is it? ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 15 April 2004, 11:55 PM ----------------------------------- is a true story about the shickens and Posy hasn't a clue what the punch line is but never the less it is a well known fact that rubber shickens don't lie because they are full of rubber shit which in my way of thinking could start a world of- ----------------------------------- Landman Friday, 16 April 2004, 12:02 AM ----------------------------------- a world of marshmellows and chocolate amid dozens of.... ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 16 April 2004, 12:27 AM ----------------------------------- suger ludes and inside every box of sugar ludes candies is a free set of stereo head phones the bunnies where wairing as GPs band played in ther ears causeing the choclate bunnys to violently begin to hammer the asteroids steel hull but found out buy their union that they where being under payed for this story so they quit and walk out leaveing us standing on the asteroid thinking "What The F- ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 16 April 2004, 01:24 PM ----------------------------------- -fudge centred bunnies had forgotten was that only a true student of shicken Kun Po could hope to reach enlightenment and even then it would require a great big latex - ----------------------------------- Landman Friday, 16 April 2004, 05:50 PM ----------------------------------- roll of toilet paper with little pictures of Yosemite Sam on each sheet of 2 ply gentle goodness, which is good for the ----------------------------------- ahjah Saturday, 17 April 2004, 02:47 AM ----------------------------------- -bodypart, where some people seem to have their brain, while others use it to exhale- ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Saturday, 17 April 2004, 10:05 AM ----------------------------------- some gases Tormentor is very familiar with. Anyways-- ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Saturday, 17 April 2004, 08:20 PM ----------------------------------- as GP sits in wait of another email sent her way telling her it was time to check to see what someone had posted on the story since she last added her two last brain cells to, alas the story went on without her due to her cable company's hiring Porky the Pig to do all their underground wiring and Pigs are only known to want to sniff out truffles which caused a big stir in the cyber-signals that gave GP her special powers of all knowing, all seeing, all crazy ideas to send forth into this never ending story. This caused all life as we know it to be sucked into a giant black hole and shot out into a enchanted.... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Sunday, 18 April 2004, 01:33 PM ----------------------------------- ...forum where Posettes ran free from persecution by Vickis and Stephanies. A world where a single texture map was thought sexy and nobody counted your polygons. A world where strange Japanese monsters could roam free eating hamburgers and everybody thought that was cool. Still, they had to contend with the occasional... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 01:55 PM ----------------------------------- Mike the Mechanics and Voluptuous Vickies blasting away proving once again that a kiddle eat the middle of an oreo first and save the choclate bunny out side for last once again proving that all was not lost in their attempt to slap that a- ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 01:55 PM ----------------------------------- I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 01:57 PM ----------------------------------- and vicky was on a rampage after Posy jumped in and started a huge mass of schicken s- ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 01:59 PM ----------------------------------- midnight that I had gathered this information to tell Posy to quit jumping into the yellow submarine as she sung All Together Now but standing buy with his hand on his- ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:00 PM ----------------------------------- Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it? ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:01 PM ----------------------------------- it yes it had came about to say night posy and then it was ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:01 PM ----------------------------------- true story about the shickens and you has not yes it had came about to say night posy and then it was? ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:05 PM ----------------------------------- all about a pocket full of posy and thats among other realy stupid pet tricks that as soon as I stop Posy will jump back in so I think the bunnies or posy will take the story here and take it posy ready and ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:05 PM ----------------------------------- That is a rather sweeping generalization. ----------------------------------- TdaC Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 02:26 PM ----------------------------------- posy said and started to walkoff with tormie in to the sunset through a field of rubber shickens when suddenly... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 06:45 PM ----------------------------------- a biiiiiiiig bad wolfinstien jumped out and said I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll got to the bath room and- ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 07:57 PM ----------------------------------- change the oil on my tractor, blindfolded with 1 arm and 1 leg tied behind- ----------------------------------- TdaC Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 09:42 PM ----------------------------------- behind his back the wolfinstien was surprisingly fast when he... ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 10:13 PM ----------------------------------- ... simply got 30 buck$ to a mechanic to change the oil on his tractor while he was blindfolded with 1 arm and 1 leg tied behind. In the meanwhile during a full moon night in Norway, near the sea, Deviant_Viking is walking in the city with a big, big knife in his left hand. A little, innocent girl is going home in a street near there. DV raises his head and sniffs her smell... So... ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 20 April 2004, 11:56 PM ----------------------------------- gloves which she was carefully filling up with a toxic smelling green slime getting ready to ... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 10:33 AM ----------------------------------- ..to challenge the prince to a duel whilst juggling with.. ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 01:48 PM ----------------------------------- the bra size being to small which made the bra strap snap at one of the Bunnies causeing his left ear to fall off into the commode and the dual was called off because this made Bunny Wunny very unhappy he threw down his candy coated popcorn peanuts and a surprise which is what you get in- ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 03:25 PM ----------------------------------- trouble with when your caught playing alone in your closet with...... ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 04:11 PM ----------------------------------- your marbles and ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 04:27 PM ----------------------------------- dressed in a ----------------------------------- messenger Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 05:29 PM ----------------------------------- pink fluffy rabbit suit ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 05:44 PM ----------------------------------- all decked out in electric christmas lights not to mention the size to fit some person that would be so brave to even think of a nobble task to ----------------------------------- messenger Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 05:50 PM ----------------------------------- launch themselves out into the farthest regions of space in an effort to.... ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 21 April 2004, 08:21 PM ----------------------------------- save this story that has been to the crapper to space back to the crapper and then only then will some game show host bet it all away by buying a vowel as the evil band of GPs beavers come and rid us all of the torment or tormentor's green gas vapors from down the hall but thats another story let us to continue too the nether regions of space where time is an important factor and we fully believe that Kenny is trying to take us where our minds can't even go for you no you can only go as far as the skull you have for a head and what about the bunny wunnies will somebody help.....the...poor...misguided souls or can someone stop them from the evil doings of blowing up an asteroid or even a commode Tormentor so loves because we all know for a fact that if you are going to blow something up in water a mine is a terrible thing to waste but thats not the point for how can you ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Thursday, 22 April 2004, 12:36 PM ----------------------------------- possibly learn to juggle with doughnuts unless you're prepared to get some jam on your hands and how do.. ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 22 April 2004, 01:35 PM ----------------------------------- the hoekee poekee without turning yourself around to face ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 22 April 2004, 04:04 PM ----------------------------------- your deepest and darkest ----------------------------------- Posy Thursday, 22 April 2004, 04:04 PM ----------------------------------- You think I am deepest and darkest. ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 22 April 2004, 05:09 PM ----------------------------------- secret that the asteroid will crack and the popularity of this story seems to get less as I fight Posy for the rights of this story but the GP Beavers seem to have taken the rubber shickens hostages and straped there sorry- ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 23 April 2004, 11:41 AM ----------------------------------- looking excuse for a shicken to the front of a large pop tart which was filled with.. ----------------------------------- messenger Friday, 23 April 2004, 02:41 PM ----------------------------------- beer and tuna mix which Tormie eagerly began to devour leading to an enormous.... ----------------------------------- Posy Friday, 23 April 2004, 02:43 PM ----------------------------------- My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. ----------------------------------- Landman Friday, 23 April 2004, 06:28 PM ----------------------------------- [-( Cucumber inside of a big old ----------------------------------- Posy Friday, 23 April 2004, 06:28 PM ----------------------------------- Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. ----------------------------------- tda42 Saturday, 24 April 2004, 10:57 PM ----------------------------------- cause posy just jumped into the story again and I said alright you take the beaver evaporator and you go in there and get those gp beavers not to mention the spotted one and ----------------------------------- Posy Saturday, 24 April 2004, 10:57 PM ----------------------------------- Good reason. Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it? ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 25 April 2004, 03:19 PM ----------------------------------- because your going in there and get those gp beavers,look out for the spotted one because ----------------------------------- Posy Sunday, 25 April 2004, 03:19 PM ----------------------------------- That makes sense to me. I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere? ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 25 April 2004, 03:20 PM ----------------------------------- else if you don't get those beavers out of the bathroom and ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 26 April 2004, 12:49 PM ----------------------------------- keep them out then the bathrooms of the world will become full of hastily constructed dams which will raise the water levels of ----------------------------------- Landman Monday, 26 April 2004, 04:44 PM ----------------------------------- All toilets world wide, sinks will be ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 26 April 2004, 09:15 PM ----------------------------------- floating on by and even sinking like this story while the gp beavers build a way to another place and we will be forced to get out the Yellow Submarine in a town where I was born cause ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 01:06 AM ----------------------------------- Sgt pepper and his lonely hearts club band will be sulking because they are so lonely due to being cut off from ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 12:25 PM ----------------------------------- Strawberry Fields by the extending of Penny Lane to the Yellow Submarine docks which are next door to ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 01:11 PM ----------------------------------- abby road but due to the shortage of the meanies forgetting to tie there boot lace so see how they run cause you can't walk down the road and some surfer dude looks at you and says hey jude don't ----------------------------------- messenger Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 05:24 PM ----------------------------------- wake me up cos its been a hard days night and I only just got to sleep cos I been working like a dog and I just can't imagine... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 07:55 PM ----------------------------------- not being with uncle albert cause I am so sorry to hear that this is all but a good morning but I wouldn't want it any other way and hey that spotted gp beaver just had babies and around here one and one and one is three so now we have more trouble cause how can ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 07:55 PM ----------------------------------- Oh I get it. ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 27 April 2004, 08:05 PM ----------------------------------- would be a good idea if Posy would let me talk about the GP Beavers getting out of control and now there are three cause ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 11:55 AM ----------------------------------- left to their own devices GP beavers do everything in triplicate even their duplication and so the entire ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 01:37 PM ----------------------------------- bunch got together and there is nothing funnier than a bunch of GP Beavers doing the Humptee Dumptee while ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 04:08 PM ----------------------------------- tap dancing to the Big Band sound of James Last and at the same time ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 07:26 PM ----------------------------------- introducing the one and only Billy Shears and his associate Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds who are ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 08:07 PM ----------------------------------- John,Paul,George and Ringo but that's a bunch of beatles we are talking about GP Beavers including the spotted one that drinks out of the toilet and talks about nothing but ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 28 April 2004, 09:57 PM ----------------------------------- Camels and ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 29 April 2004, 12:59 AM ----------------------------------- and ingrown toe nails cause ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 29 April 2004, 03:58 PM ----------------------------------- tooth decay and ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 29 April 2004, 07:59 PM ----------------------------------- moose breath tends to neutralize the furry bastards except for the spotted one that seems to be ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 29 April 2004, 09:10 PM ----------------------------------- hanging from your pubic hair and ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 29 April 2004, 09:50 PM ----------------------------------- ITS HANGING FROM MY PUBIC HAIR and what in the hell do you think we should do about it cause a little bleach gose a long way to ----------------------------------- Posy Thursday, 29 April 2004, 09:50 PM ----------------------------------- I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. HANGING FROM his or her PUBIC HAIR and what in the hell do you think we should do about it cause a little bleach gose a long way to is? ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 29 April 2004, 11:18 PM ----------------------------------- :-k Its amazing how much she sounds like Yoda....... :-s ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 29 April 2004, 11:31 PM ----------------------------------- cause I think we lost the story cause she said what I thought you might but wasn't emplying for we would but can not for I shall get this back on the asteroid with good ol St. Nick and his band of Den's characters while all along we know that Landman is fixing to plow into the story to save us from this bull ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 29 April 2004, 11:59 PM ----------------------------------- named francis and has very large ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 30 April 2004, 02:35 AM ----------------------------------- nonconformity which blows smoke and gives of great amounts of gas like ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 30 April 2004, 11:10 AM ----------------------------------- most asteroids do which is why the GP beavers have a master plan to undermine ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 30 April 2004, 04:38 PM ----------------------------------- the yellow brick road to make sure construction is halted for ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Saturday, 01 May 2004, 07:34 AM ----------------------------------- ... the final time. Meanwhile the Yellow Brick Makers Union is upset at the chance of mass lay-offs of it's workers caused by the undermining of their industry by these... ----------------------------------- Bonnie Sunday, 02 May 2004, 04:32 AM ----------------------------------- furry little buggers that only have seven toes and big lips to blow up bus tires. They were seen wiping their tiny keesters with (Oh man, this is so silly :lol: but I like it ) ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 02 May 2004, 04:59 AM ----------------------------------- scotch brite cause everyone knows to keep a keester clean you have to sand the thing down to have a shiny hiney in which to see with for the ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Tuesday, 04 May 2004, 12:09 PM ----------------------------------- only way to ensure total asteroid domination is to ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 07 May 2004, 11:35 AM ----------------------------------- ensure that shicken kun po is taught to all beavers until there is a vast shicken kun po ninja beaver army and then send them out to ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 07 May 2004, 01:18 PM ----------------------------------- po the land because ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Friday, 07 May 2004, 03:23 PM ----------------------------------- their gonna chew bubble gum and kick arse, and believe it or not, they are all out of bubble gum....So if I were you I would run to the....... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 07 May 2004, 03:56 PM ----------------------------------- hills, run for your life because when they can't chew bubble gum they chew ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 07 May 2004, 09:21 PM ----------------------------------- to much and blow it out their ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Friday, 07 May 2004, 09:25 PM ----------------------------------- toes because their thongs are on too tight and nothing escapes their.... ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 07 May 2004, 09:39 PM ----------------------------------- belly buttons cause they always over inflate when they hold their breath to ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 10 May 2004, 10:36 AM ----------------------------------- to see who is the best all round beaver wrangler and asteroid ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 10 May 2004, 12:11 PM ----------------------------------- >BURP!< :oops: :oops: :oops: ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 10 May 2004, 03:43 PM ----------------------------------- said the white spotted one not knowing that with it coming out of one end it came out of the other as ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Tuesday, 11 May 2004, 12:08 PM ----------------------------------- the negative version which if both ends ever meet will result in ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 11 May 2004, 01:46 PM ----------------------------------- sucking a popsicle and eating large ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 13 May 2004, 07:54 AM ----------------------------------- ...hole in the bank account while opening a great series of new... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Thursday, 13 May 2004, 02:55 PM ----------------------------------- south wales based beaver training centres and lemonade flavoured ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 13 May 2004, 04:06 PM ----------------------------------- shickens that are very ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 13 May 2004, 09:22 PM ----------------------------------- pissed cause you brought them up in this story but thats ok let us continue with the story about the little beaver that could for he alone new how to really ----------------------------------- Landman Thursday, 13 May 2004, 10:46 PM ----------------------------------- act like a shicken and ----------------------------------- Posy Thursday, 13 May 2004, 10:46 PM ----------------------------------- I do not understand. ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 14 May 2004, 02:22 AM ----------------------------------- wow its beginning to sound like deja-voo all over again when the shickens evaporated from a skillet with to much crisco fat to the dislikes of the GP Beavers not to mention the spotted one that ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 14 May 2004, 12:04 PM ----------------------------------- was actually a super hero with the amazing ability to ----------------------------------- ahjah Saturday, 15 May 2004, 12:36 AM ----------------------------------- change his shape to a cork skrew, and... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 17 May 2004, 12:05 PM ----------------------------------- extract himself from any dangerous situation as well being able to open a nice bottle of margaux whilst ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 18 May 2004, 12:02 AM ----------------------------------- preparing a platter of crackers and dip. Still, it was better than last week when... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 19 May 2004, 11:25 AM ----------------------------------- he used his amazing super powers to extract a particuarily large ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 20 May 2004, 12:05 AM ----------------------------------- commitment from the window cleaner, always hard to do, while keeping the housekeeper happy, at the same time two massive... ----------------------------------- ahjah Thursday, 20 May 2004, 02:00 AM ----------------------------------- ... masses crashed and collapsed, produceing a singularity, that opened up a wormhole, thru... ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 20 May 2004, 11:05 PM ----------------------------------- a can of worms, how else would you have a worm hole but it seemed to be the right thing at the ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Friday, 21 May 2004, 01:24 AM ----------------------------------- ...at the moment it happened as the shopper at the supermarket checkout, who was buying the can of worms at he time, had no money to pay for it. Suddenly, and lucking avoiding embarrassment, he was sucked into the wormhole and reappeared in... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 21 May 2004, 01:32 PM ----------------------------------- on an asteroid populated entirely by large ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 21 May 2004, 02:13 PM ----------------------------------- spotted beaver that had an ingrown toenail the size of a ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 24 May 2004, 12:51 PM ----------------------------------- small cabbage on each of its toes as well as having the largest, thickest ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 24 May 2004, 12:53 PM ----------------------------------- A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 24 May 2004, 02:55 PM ----------------------------------- alineing the beaver tail to pick up a rock station near by that Posy jump into so I'll go with her speech that seems to jump into a line everytime someone states ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 24 May 2004, 02:55 PM ----------------------------------- Umm. . . . . that response was really, really long. . . . . You think you could like rephrase it? ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 26 May 2004, 12:45 PM ----------------------------------- A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly otherwise this thread will wander off into a brave new ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Wednesday, 26 May 2004, 02:48 PM ----------------------------------- world called "Starry Trek - Parts 28 to Infinity" where Captain Trabzilla turns into an egg sucking chicken flicker with... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 26 May 2004, 04:27 PM ----------------------------------- a penchant for latex boxing gloves and ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 27 May 2004, 01:01 AM ----------------------------------- blowing them up over his head while the rubber headed chicken plicken bogger flicken beavers not to mention the spotted one grabbed one of them while bending over and shoving it into his ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 27 May 2004, 02:00 AM ----------------------------------- ...pocket (hey, what did you expect?) with considerable force, tearing a hole clean through and ending up with his hand dangling... ----------------------------------- pbnj Thursday, 27 May 2004, 02:34 PM ----------------------------------- in the dimension of the fanglesnarfs. startled one of the fanglesnarfs grabbed his hand and... ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 27 May 2004, 02:42 PM ----------------------------------- fanglesnarfed all the way up the hole of the bump on the log in the hole in the ground at the bottom of the sea seeing how that stupid well ventalated beaver, ya thats right you know feel free to say it with me the spotted one has gotton itself stuck in ----------------------------------- ahjah Sunday, 06 June 2004, 10:57 PM ----------------------------------- this story, that seemed to be on vacation for a while, but only to take short rest to ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 07 June 2004, 10:17 AM ----------------------------------- catch its breath and then go off exploring the wonderful possiblities of macrame work and ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Sunday, 13 June 2004, 10:11 AM ----------------------------------- ... then... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Sunday, 13 June 2004, 10:16 AM ----------------------------------- everything went black! ----------------------------------- tda42 Sunday, 13 June 2004, 10:39 AM ----------------------------------- and darkness was cast threw the void when the evils of maygog stood between the rivers of styx for low the beaver, you know the spotted one had turned into something more troublesome than any Cradle Of Filth album played backwards was ever imagened for the beaver had went into a trans for may shon of known sorts to look like a teddy bear with stitches and black eyes never to be the beaver he once was but a beautiful Goth bear all fluffy and ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 14 June 2004, 03:23 PM ----------------------------------- at the same time all spikey and yet though the seas did boil and the land did spew forth rabid shickens and partially digested tuna the transformation of the beaver continued until ----------------------------------- Landman Monday, 14 June 2004, 04:39 PM ----------------------------------- hell turned into a frozen wasteland and ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Monday, 14 June 2004, 05:43 PM ----------------------------------- up from the murkey depths arose such a clatter it scared the poor goth teddy frightfully as he turned to see what was the matter. Just then the most impossible thing happened (impossible things happen alot in this story I've been told) and in the excitement of it all the little goth teddy looking in awe said.. ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Monday, 14 June 2004, 09:21 PM ----------------------------------- "HOLY F**K, THAT'S A BIG BEAVER!" ----------------------------------- Landman Monday, 14 June 2004, 10:04 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 14 June 2004, 11:18 PM ----------------------------------- :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 15 June 2004, 12:19 AM ----------------------------------- as he and others above the topic laughed with a sound that was so off scale that he spawned never more as if the spotted one reached and shoved its fearsome hand into the poor teddy's tittee and thats why you get a teddy twister when you ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Sunday, 20 June 2004, 02:57 PM ----------------------------------- are stuck for words because the story has just taken such a strange turn that you don't know what to say next. Meanwhile, back on the asteroid... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Tuesday, 22 June 2004, 10:52 AM ----------------------------------- news of the terrible teddy twister and teddy tittee trauma caused an outbreak of beaver bashing and ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Wednesday, 23 June 2004, 12:41 PM ----------------------------------- oppossum pushing until the beaver, oppossum and shicken joined forces against ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 23 June 2004, 01:38 PM ----------------------------------- the Back Street Boys that know one can figure out just how they got in this story anyway because GP apposes the opossum L'il Bit from getting into any oppossum pushing because if it got hurt weather you're an oppossum or an appossum the blood is always a little different to donate cause ----------------------------------- Posy Wednesday, 23 June 2004, 01:38 PM ----------------------------------- We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation. Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot. org. ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 23 June 2004, 06:51 PM ----------------------------------- ( :-k :-k :-k Looks like Posy is spamming... [-X [-X [-X ) ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 23 June 2004, 06:58 PM ----------------------------------- [-X [-X [-X [-( [-( [-( ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Thursday, 24 June 2004, 04:29 PM ----------------------------------- although blood is thicker than water it's still difficult to get blood out of an asteroid when there are waves and waves of shickens ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 24 June 2004, 07:46 PM ----------------------------------- being smashed about from the asteroids running into each other and if that is not enough to make you gag then the blood all over the asteroids from the shickens when you pan the camera back to get an all around veiw reminds you of how the meatball started way back when all of the hoopla gave somebody an idea to make meatballs with that kind of look was because of this very thing and ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Thursday, 15 July 2004, 03:02 PM ----------------------------------- then, like the athmosphere on the asteroid, the story got thinner and thinner, the badly besieged beavers and the oppressed opposums felt that they'd been left to their own devices but then... ----------------------------------- tda42 Thursday, 15 July 2004, 03:35 PM ----------------------------------- a knock on the door cause in this story I put a door there to much surprise it was the Avon lady and she looked at the opposums claw and said ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Friday, 16 July 2004, 12:59 AM ----------------------------------- "I could use that to pick the locks of the reluctant customers! They'll never escape me then!", and so she picked it up. Just then all hell erupted when the Amway saleslady appeared at the end of the garden path... ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 16 July 2004, 02:33 PM ----------------------------------- of the asteroid and while trying to explain all the confusion a Fed Ex truck hit head on with a UPS truck which in some way is how you get mergers to happen in big companies because the Avon lady and the Amway woman looked puzzled to see the crash of both trucks spelled out the new merger which was called Fed Up and ----------------------------------- Tormie Saturday, 17 July 2004, 06:36 PM Re: Neverending story ----------------------------------- 8-[ 8-[ 8-[ 8-[ ----------------------------------- tda42 Saturday, 17 July 2004, 11:47 PM ----------------------------------- I just lost the punch line cause Tormentor threw that in which was and is funny as hell that is if you would call hell funny but the beavers didn't and now they are on a sit down strike which caused the crash to begin with cause just maybe ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Sunday, 18 July 2004, 02:17 PM ----------------------------------- ...as they were cutting timber for a new bridge acoss the lost river on the asteroid which would have prevented the accident... ----------------------------------- TdaC Wednesday, 21 July 2004, 10:24 PM ----------------------------------- ....in the first place, but as Posy always says.... ----------------------------------- Posy Wednesday, 21 July 2004, 10:24 PM ----------------------------------- That was a long time ago. ----------------------------------- TdaC Wednesday, 21 July 2004, 10:26 PM ----------------------------------- ... but only if you counting the seconds... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 22 July 2004, 02:20 AM ----------------------------------- ... which lead to minutes, hours, days and weeks. The months were always a problem as they formed a trade/union and have asked for better working conditions and demanded one day off each year! Still the years... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Thursday, 22 July 2004, 12:12 PM ----------------------------------- went by and their struggle for equal rghts for all workers, be they beaver, shicken or oppossum continued until ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Monday, 26 July 2004, 01:41 AM ----------------------------------- ...suddenly, out of nowhere, through a freak wormhole in time, came a newspaper from the future and the headline read... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Monday, 26 July 2004, 10:02 AM ----------------------------------- "Tormentor, tyrant of the world, declares all women must visit his bedchambers by the end of this year" ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 26 July 2004, 10:23 AM ----------------------------------- ... And clean the dust from the floor, clean the webs from the walls and pick up his dirty underpants and his smelling socks ... [-( [-( [-( [-( [-( ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 26 July 2004, 10:24 AM ----------------------------------- :oops: :oops: :oops: ( :bigrinnin: ) ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 26 July 2004, 10:25 AM ----------------------------------- :ibrakeyou: :ibrakeyou: :ibrakeyou: ----------------------------------- Tormie Monday, 26 July 2004, 10:26 AM ----------------------------------- ...:signexclaim: :crybaby: ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Monday, 26 July 2004, 11:45 AM ----------------------------------- Posy made a good joke :clap: :clap: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Posy Monday, 26 July 2004, 11:45 AM ----------------------------------- Thanks for pointing a good joke D> D> lmao out. ----------------------------------- JanReinar Monday, 26 July 2004, 01:20 PM ----------------------------------- :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Saturday, 21 August 2004, 04:36 PM ----------------------------------- Meanwhile, in a more northern-oriented and colder part of the world... ----------------------------------- Tormie Saturday, 21 August 2004, 09:52 PM ----------------------------------- A Viking says: "Better an icy ass then an icycle in the ass" to... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Saturday, 21 August 2004, 10:45 PM ----------------------------------- a rather mean looking penguin wielding a rather large icycle, and.. ----------------------------------- tda42 Monday, 23 August 2004, 01:56 PM ----------------------------------- or be gased to death and so ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Wednesday, 25 August 2004, 07:11 AM ----------------------------------- ...our hero whipped out his trusty hair dryer (gotta look your best you know) and melted the icycle right away in seconds. The penguin... ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 25 August 2004, 06:23 PM ----------------------------------- Serched in his pocket and found vaseline and a big, black, plastic... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Tuesday, 07 September 2004, 12:28 AM ----------------------------------- ...untouchable double enten'dre... decided he should leave it alone and moved on... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Tuesday, 07 September 2004, 10:23 AM ----------------------------------- to Santa's workshop, were all the little elves were busy... ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 07 September 2004, 11:52 AM ----------------------------------- ...in making the vibrating motor for the plastic.. ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Tuesday, 07 September 2004, 12:39 PM ----------------------------------- Harry Potter broomstick, which many used for... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 10 September 2004, 03:51 PM ----------------------------------- sweeping the floor as the vibrating action beats as it sweeps as it cleans which enabled the penguins to... ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 10 September 2004, 05:16 PM ----------------------------------- blow there wodd of feathers as they landed on the handle and turned on the who needs a man mode that made the broom out of control and from the looks of it doesn't make Potters big handle any harrier because ----------------------------------- Nex Sunday, 12 September 2004, 10:58 PM ----------------------------------- "Shicken"?......don`t you mean...CHICKEN! :-s ah there`s my rattle. ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Monday, 27 September 2004, 04:47 PM ----------------------------------- And as nex found his rattle, the rattle-rock started and made everybody... ----------------------------------- TdaC Monday, 27 September 2004, 06:18 PM ----------------------------------- do the SHikendance, so the the penguins saw a chance to..... ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 28 September 2004, 12:36 AM ----------------------------------- do the good ol Hockey song that every Canadian knows and loves because its when you do the hockey pockey and you turn yourself around and thats what its all about not to mention ----------------------------------- Hawktoey Tuesday, 28 September 2004, 02:19 AM ----------------------------------- you'll be able to see those penguins with ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Tuesday, 28 September 2004, 11:09 AM ----------------------------------- their dancing feet do a shuffle to the left and then a shuffle to the right ----------------------------------- Tormie Thursday, 02 December 2004, 09:40 PM ----------------------------------- The they have a party on the ice and Guiltyplesaures cleans all with her new italian "Big Power" vacuum but... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Friday, 03 December 2004, 12:43 AM ----------------------------------- ...it is too powerful and begins to suck up the very fabric of the universe... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Friday, 03 December 2004, 12:59 AM ----------------------------------- which has now turned inside out causing everyone to look in wonder and exclaime..... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Friday, 03 December 2004, 02:09 AM ----------------------------------- "Gosh! :-? Isn't that interesting". Then the fabric began to come apart at the seams... ----------------------------------- Paul Mon Friday, 03 December 2004, 12:21 PM ----------------------------------- which is exactly the sort of thing that can happen when a story is left to it's own devices but fortunately ----------------------------------- Landman Friday, 03 December 2004, 03:57 PM ----------------------------------- devices are cheap at radio shack on the corner of ----------------------------------- tda42 Friday, 03 December 2004, 05:30 PM ----------------------------------- First and Turd but how can you explain the glowing ----------------------------------- ahjah Friday, 03 December 2004, 06:43 PM ----------------------------------- red bulb ----------------------------------- TdaC Friday, 03 December 2004, 09:25 PM ----------------------------------- over posy's head... ----------------------------------- Posy Friday, 03 December 2004, 10:54 PM ----------------------------------- who has a red light because I had a strange idea, something to do with Tormie :heartbeat: ... But you can watch tv insted, where... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Saturday, 04 December 2004, 01:19 AM ----------------------------------- everyone is perfect and the grass is always green and shickens run free, but if you watch too much you will miss the........ ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Friday, 17 December 2004, 01:49 PM ----------------------------------- pigs flying across the skies, signaling-- ----------------------------------- Tormie Friday, 17 December 2004, 06:14 PM ----------------------------------- with a horn the fall of their big, smelly.... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Friday, 17 December 2004, 07:59 PM ----------------------------------- but there arose such a clatter, that dear old Tormie rose to see what was da matter. What did he spy upon the rooftop so high..... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Sunday, 19 December 2004, 01:22 PM ----------------------------------- ... why, it was a reason why, so why, so high! And my! Oh, my. It was the ghost of Dr. Susss... ----------------------------------- Visitor Thursday, 07 April 2005, 08:20 AM ----------------------------------- ...dictating more nonsense words that will be used to sigmatize generations of good childern while rewardomg naughty childern who... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Friday, 08 April 2005, 03:28 AM ----------------------------------- will take their place as the leaders of society in the world and indulge in endless reflection on the 'good old days', when the air was clean and the sex was... ----------------------------------- Visitor Friday, 08 April 2005, 04:20 AM ----------------------------------- a forbidden subject for polite society, which explains the decline of civility and good mannors in... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Monday, 11 April 2005, 12:31 AM ----------------------------------- all things good mannered and civil. Then suddenly with a wheezing, groaning sound... ----------------------------------- Visitor Monday, 11 April 2005, 01:32 AM ----------------------------------- is heard from the depths of the planet as the sun flares and the angelic host sound their trumpets and the core of the planet begins to... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Monday, 11 April 2005, 07:26 AM ----------------------------------- turn into jello! But not the ordinary jello like your mum makes, no sirree, Bob! The really good stuff that has chunks of real fruit and chocolate sprinkles and big bits of... ----------------------------------- Visitor Monday, 11 April 2005, 09:17 AM ----------------------------------- ambrosia and everyone who tastes it is granted immortality, which angers Jove so much that he... ----------------------------------- ahjah Tuesday, 12 April 2005, 03:46 AM ----------------------------------- ... turns around, holding a giant pneumatic drill... ----------------------------------- ahjah Tuesday, 12 April 2005, 03:47 AM ----------------------------------- :-s 8-[ ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 12 April 2005, 08:57 AM ----------------------------------- proceds to turn the planet into a gigantic donut; but he is brought to tears when he can not find a coffee cup large enough to dunk the planet sized donut into, so he calls... ----------------------------------- Tormie Thursday, 14 April 2005, 09:18 AM ----------------------------------- (Dooohooo !!! DONUTS :droll2: !!) ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Monday, 18 April 2005, 01:13 AM ----------------------------------- ...in desperation pure desperation! Though nobody answers the call, the donut's begin to speak... ----------------------------------- Visitor Monday, 18 April 2005, 04:07 PM ----------------------------------- saying to the god, "Restore me to what I was, before your act of desecration of my body, or else this will be the [i]Twilight of the Gods[/i], and this will be the beginning of the third age of mankind. An age with no place for you gods and mankind will become as..." ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Wednesday, 20 April 2005, 12:30 AM ----------------------------------- ...fat as hogs as they feast on my yummy, doughy, sugar-filled flesh (with the soft chocolate icing and multi-coloured sprinkles) and will suffer numerous health problems and ridicule from the thin folk. Then the God spoke... ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 20 April 2005, 12:41 AM ----------------------------------- NO! NO! WAGNER! A world without use god would be too horrible to contemplate!". With that the plante is made whole again, and all damages and ills healed. While every one was celebrating, no one saw a dark ship glide to a quite halt at LaGrange 5. The ship that... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 20 April 2005, 07:08 PM ----------------------------------- Housed the 9 cranky old pirates with double peg-legs, whom-- ----------------------------------- Visitor Thursday, 21 April 2005, 01:09 AM ----------------------------------- are known as the scourge of... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Thursday, 14 July 2005, 10:53 AM ----------------------------------- the 'old booty retirement home'. They are the collectors of fake teeth and-- ----------------------------------- Visitor Thursday, 14 July 2005, 04:32 PM ----------------------------------- peg legs, that they use for... ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Monday, 18 July 2005, 04:36 AM ----------------------------------- their tap-dancing sessions until the tap broke and they fell into the sink with a... ----------------------------------- Visitor Saturday, 23 July 2005, 11:43 PM ----------------------------------- ...terrible crash that sounded like thunder. The report was so lound that it woke Adad who...