https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=205
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guiltypleasures
Monday, 30 June 2003, 05:11 PM

Interesting Sighting
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I just want you all to be aware there is a strange person lurking on posette's forever board...I know for sure this person is strange, cause he's been known to do many strange things, as in Kidnapping a certain guilty persons rubber shicken, eating all the cheeze whiz in the clubhouse, and dancing around nekkid at all hours of the day and night. He's also been caught petting Guilty Pleasures Beaver a number of times, so good folks, this is just a warning...If you see this stranger who's calling himself "Landman" you can do one of two things...run and hide, or offer him a beer....just don't lend him your shickens!

Always,
Guilty Pleasures


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 05:33 PM


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moi?
i did nothing of the sort....
My lawyer, Leonard "J." Crabs, has advised me to exercise my 16th Amendment rights on this issue. He said it's "more than three times better" than the standard Fifth Amendment, so my chances of winning the lawsuit instantly tripled. I don't know what Congress' power to collect income tax has to do with your email, but I'm not a lawyer like Mr. Crabs is. That's why I pay him big bucks (plus bus fare).

Taking the 16th Amendment,
Landman.....


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guiltypleasures
Monday, 30 June 2003, 05:43 PM


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Uh huh...we all  know that your lawyer was shot last year and that the investigaton is still going on, I'm surprised they haven't put you in the big house yet after all you did kidnap my shicken and well...there was a lot of cheeze whiz on your lawyers throat when they found him...

GP


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 05:53 PM


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Ahem.....
I have thoroughly discussed your impending lawsuit and complaint with my lawyer, Mr. Leonard Crabs. After spending two hours explaining the situation with him, I realized that I wasn't speaking with Mr. Leonard Crabs, but I was in fact talking to an elaborate mannequin he constructed from wax paper and plywood. I was able to successfully track down and find Leonard in his basement, where he was proceeding to construct a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg by using custom made Curious George figurines he fashioned from soap.

Mr. Crabs asked me if I could relay this message to you, in response to your immediate lawsuit:

"Sir/Madam-

If I had an ounce of rope for every two bit Nancy Boy who dare challenge my
legal arms, I would have more rope than Stanly Frebowski, the Rope King of
San Antonio. Please forward me the name of your lawyer, so I may attack him
with the fury of righteousness and injure him with my LEGAL FURY. I look
forward to receiving documents detailing your case, and will use them as a
BIB when I dine on fine lobster and Coca Cola tonight!

-LEONARD CRABS
I'M YOUR MOTHER NOW!!!"

Leonard then slapped his buttocks with his right arm and made a sound not unlike a train whistle. I'm not sure what that means, but I don't think it bodes well for your legal challenge. Please continue to keep me updated with the information regarding your lawsuit.

Thank you,

Landman


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guiltypleasures
Monday, 30 June 2003, 06:02 PM


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Ahh well..ohhh my...hmm....gee whiz...Oh damn, you tell that flea bit broken down sawhorsed shister of a lawyer that I know he's dead...I made sure he was that night I strangled him with my cheeze whiz soaked hands and that if he doesn't have the courage to stay dead then my lawsuit is off!!! 

(Oh crap, I've got to keep my temper in check, I tend to run off at the mouth and let things slip)

Guilty as sin your honer


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 06:28 PM


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IT WAS YOU!!!!!
Poor Leonard....
I can see him now, tatooing various farm animals on the insides of his thigh....
chasing the milk man with his nija turtle statuetts he made out of soap and card board....
chewing on the tire swing the the back yard....
he will be missed....
there fore i'm TAKING THE 16TH AMENDMENT ONCE AGAIN!!!!


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Tormie
Monday, 30 June 2003, 07:43 PM


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:lmao:  :lmao:


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 09:07 PM


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YARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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guiltypleasures
Monday, 30 June 2003, 09:09 PM


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hahahahahha, oh you got me good there landy,  real good!  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao:


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 09:11 PM


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i'm thinking of keeping it
i was going to check the archives for a different one, draw tattoo's, block out teeth......


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guiltypleasures
Monday, 30 June 2003, 09:15 PM


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well if you need more pictures just let me know...I have a ton that I can send ya


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Landman
Monday, 30 June 2003, 09:18 PM


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A ton of pictures?
i only need maybe 40 pounds or so......


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Den Tracy
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 02:26 AM


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Well, this has certainly livened up the old place ! :bigrinnin:


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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 02:54 PM


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It sure has gotten a lot of work out in the last few days, that's for sure.
Yesterday I thought I broke it..lol

GP


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 03:31 PM


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you did break it.....
i was up all night fixing it......


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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 03:38 PM


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I can see     It se   to bR work n f ne nnnnnnnnoooo   w

t an s lan     d           man


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 04:31 PM


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a y time, it' amz ng wh t a lit le oil c n do
cou se i w s up m st f teh nig t lo ki g f r it..  ..


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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 04:36 PM


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Guilty shakes her monitor...hmmmm still can't get those letters straightened out


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 04:41 PM


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I'll take cheese for one thousand alex...


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Visitor
Saturday, 28 February 2004, 10:22 AM


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:-k  :-k


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Landman
Monday, 01 March 2004, 06:01 PM


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:-s  :crazy:


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guiltypleasures
Monday, 01 March 2004, 06:08 PM


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Blast from the past, now who says an old thread can't be brought back to life?  :bigrinnin:


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Ozymandias Jones
Tuesday, 02 March 2004, 12:21 PM


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And what a thread... full of life lessons and moral rectitude  :bigrinnin:


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tda42
Tuesday, 02 March 2004, 01:57 PM


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:-#


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Posy
Tuesday, 02 March 2004, 01:57 PM


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Are you a man or a woman?   Are we still talking about Wooooooo?


