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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 06:40 PM

Clubhouse Floorplan
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I've noticed a few people getting lost around this big clubhouse, so I have decided to post the floor plans so you can find your way around if needed. 
Now this doesn't apply to those of you who are playing hide and seek...

Always,
It's a pleasure


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 06:44 PM


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I'm still lost....


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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 06:51 PM


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You have always been lost landman...refer to the clubhouse motto on your hind quarters and look at the fine print for instructions on what to do in this situation.

Always,
your pleasure


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 07:04 PM


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it say's squeeze gently, then slap, if desired effect is not achieved, repeat"
and on the other side it say's "dolly parton was here june '82"
oh wait on the top it say's "if found please return to the refigerater"
i wonder if anyone will find me????


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guiltypleasures
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 07:15 PM


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Guilty Pleasures opens the fridge door, genlty squeezes land's tush, slaps him good and then closes the fridge door again...
Now where was I...oh yes, I was going to the store to buy more jiffy mix.

Ta Ta for now
Ms Pleasures


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Landman
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 07:18 PM


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must have achived the desired effect......


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Deviant_Viking
Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 10:45 PM


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*sneaks into the hot tub room and hijacks one of the tubs*

Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.... rejuvenating...


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:06 AM


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Ken must not be aware of the impending danger at the clubhouse, I see he's still frolicking in the hot tubs!


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Ozymandias Jones
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 07:12 AM


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Wow, it's like a home away from home... only better.

And Ken can leave his clothes on if he likes  :bigrinnin:


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:49 PM


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Ozymandias Jones says "And Ken can leave his clothes on if he likes"

Party Poop Kill Joy!  :whistle: 

Always
Guilty Thoughts


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Deviant_Viking
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:59 PM


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Feel free to join in the tub there, Ms Pleasures  :8:


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:02 PM


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As soon as I find my snorkle and fins I'll be right there Ken! :bigrinnin:


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Landman
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:06 PM


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sav, your fins are out snorkling, and your snorkle's out finning.....
but you can borrow this jar of cheeze whiz if you like??


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:14 PM


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Thanks land, that works even better! (guilty eyes ken in the hot tub "Ever been in a hot tub nekkid covered in cheeze whiz before hon?") Now if we only had some crackers.

Always,
Guilty Licks


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Landman
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:20 PM


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[color=#ff00ec]***landman pokes his head out of the fridge***[/color]

Did somebody say crackers????


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Deviant_Viking
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:24 PM


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Cheese whiz, eh? Can't say I have. Yet  :bigrinnin:


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:26 PM


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Well your in for a real treat then Ken....Land fetch me some crackers!!


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:28 PM


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While I'm waiting on those crackers I think I'll just do a bit of gardening...oh how I love to garden nekkid! :)


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Landman
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:34 PM


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[color=#ff00ff]***landman puts on his crackerman uniform***[/color]

Here i come to save the day!!!

[color=#ff00ff]***crackerman (landman) then proceeds to stack boxes of crackers he seems to be pulling out of thin air, around gp fasoning them in a shape not unlike an igloo***[/color]


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:38 PM


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Well I would come back with some snappy reply, but I'm just to damn busy laughing...Crackerman, sheesh hahahahahahhahah
 :lmao:  :lmao:


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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:41 PM


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I think this says it all (to everyone of you loons here!)


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Landman
Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:41 PM


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its my alter ego....
according to the voices of course.....
mission accomplished.....
now where's my spatula? this outfits a bit too small.......


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Ozymandias Jones
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 04:34 AM


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Now that I've seen your true skills, Guilty, I'll never doubt your photoshop ability again :bigrinnin: 

And sorry Ken, get nekked, what the hell. I was being a prude. Not like you europeans you know. We're so repressed 8-[


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 04:40 AM


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My true skills? Hmm..."trying to figure out what that has to do with photoshop"

Always,
confused and guilty


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Ozymandias Jones
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 05:27 AM


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I'm refering to the wonderful pictures of the clubhouse with the realistic people in them... just being sarcastic as I've seen what you can do in post work in your images. :whistle: 

Yet another joke that has failed, hanging my head in shame. :-({|= 

Still, somehow I'll recover :bigrinnin:


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 05:35 AM


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hahah, yeah they are something aren't they. Oh boy, those little pictures I made (with the help of some cartoon brushes and other things) back when I ran my irc channel. They were for the 25+Oregon Clubhouse webpage. I had a clickable map of the clubhouse and when you would click on different rooms or places in the room those little pic's would come up. They were suppost to represent the reg's in my channel. I tried to do one for all the reg's in there during the course of it. It was a big hit with them, they all wanted their own place on the clubhouse map lol. I also tried to match their Online persona with the picture I did. Oh those were the days...I hope my art has come along a lot better since then though. I still like my chicken and egg I did...that egg was freehand with a mouse by the way..and I did the animation on it. :)
GP


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Landman
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 04:19 PM


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i clicked....
i had my place....
it was the fridge.....
hell....
i think i even had hats made......


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 04:36 PM


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You clicked, whirled, and made other strange noises landman...of course I always thought it was the fridge making them. :bigrinnin:  Oh and yes those hats!!! The clubhouse hats, I still have mine...my beaver is wearing it as I type!  :oops:  (The stuffed one that is).......Dang, no matter how I put this, it's still going to look perverted and kinky....Oh well...

Always
twisted


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 05:07 PM


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We like the words 'perverted' and 'kinky'


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 05:10 PM


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Uh huh, I'll just bet you do...amoung other things lol


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 09:26 PM


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I'm rather certain that Ms Pleasures also like those words


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 09:55 PM


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Kinky perverted little ol me?? Nahh I'm a sweet innocent angel

Always & Forever
A bit off center


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 10:31 PM


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And that coming from the woman who showed us a pic of her beaver?


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 10:38 PM


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I shall never live that down I can see  :oops: 

I'm taking the 5th on this, and after that I'm going to buy another 5th and get good and drunk

 :bigrinnin: 
GP


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:11 PM


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And 5th would be...?


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:18 PM


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Gin, would be my choice if I was drinking.. :) 
But I normally don't drink anything harder than a beer once in awhile unless we go out for drinks (which is a very rare thing)

I mostly drink Diet Vanilla Coke

GP


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:19 PM


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I take gnome-yell, on the rocks


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:22 PM


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You sir are a horrible horrible man!!! I can't imagine anyone going out and stealing little  gnome's and placing them into a glass full of rocks and drinking them up!  [-X 

Always,
Amazed at what people will drink


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:23 PM


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No wonder they are yelling...I would be too if some mean man did that to me!

 :lmao:


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Deviant_Viking
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:24 PM


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Can't have a proper gnome-yell without a gnome..
Of course, we let the little buggers go afterwards. It's not like we gulp them down or anything. sheesh  :pray:


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guiltypleasures
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 11:42 PM


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Oh all righty then, your forgiven  :clap: 
I guess it does sound like fun after all, and as long as none of them are actually hurt then it's okay! :bigrinnin:


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Visitor
Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 03:16 AM


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[quote]While I'm waiting on those crackers I think I'll just do a bit of gardening...oh how I love to garden nekkid![/quote]

That is one way to add to the real beauty of the garden.

Wait a minute!  On second thought maybe not....There was that description of a hairy chested....

;-)

Pangor


