https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=215 ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:18 PM Something evil is in the air... ----------------------------------- Just in case, I'm putting the club house in "Stelth mode" (Don't want to take any chances with the warhead mixers in here, they will go up like a atom bomb!) Den............ :pottytrain1: Always, Scared Guilty ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:29 PM ----------------------------------- Yea what he said.... huh? :-s ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:32 PM ----------------------------------- You have to go look at the lastest pic in the album by Den Tracy, then you should be clear on why we are in stealth mode lol Always, A Pleasure ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:40 PM ----------------------------------- [color=#ff00ec]***Landman Installs the acme p2000 CLubHoUse stealthinater v6.0 with all the approprate patches and fixes***[/color] Better safe then sorry..... [color=#ff00ff]***Landman then hides in the refrigerator***[/color] Just in case...... 8) ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:42 PM ----------------------------------- Good thinking land, is there room in there for me too? ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:56 PM ----------------------------------- I'll have to eat the meatloaf, but sure climb in. if you get stuck lube yourself up with some jello..... ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Tuesday, 01 July 2003, 11:56 PM ----------------------------------- You guys can run, but ya can't hide now .... Stealth ain't gonna help :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 12:22 AM ----------------------------------- [quote] Something evil is in the air... [/quote] :bigrinnin: Reading the topic I thought something about a FART :wickedfart:.... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 01:12 AM ----------------------------------- Hmm, maybe that's what jr is going to do, just fart on the clubhouse? I think I would rather have the bomb! Guilty ----------------------------------- Den Tracy Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 02:37 AM ----------------------------------- Good things come to those who wait and bad things come to the unsuspecting... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 02:47 AM ----------------------------------- That is true, sometimes "good" things do come to those who wait.... and if your real good you might find it in a picture :whistle: :) O:) ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:13 PM ----------------------------------- [color=#ff00ff]***landman stans behind gp with his fist up in the air shouting "you go girlfirend!!!***[/color] [color=#ff00f5]***landman then climbs back into the refirgerator, puts a finger to the side of his nose, winks, then slams the door honking like a goose***[/color] ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:19 PM ----------------------------------- Ahh, thanks Landy, I think (concerned look on her face) "I think he's been in to the Penguins kosher dills again...they always make him honk like a goose and think he's a leprechaun!" Once he comes "down" from the pickles I'm sure he will just sleep it all off as normal. GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:22 PM ----------------------------------- everybody's always after me lucky charms...... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:25 PM ----------------------------------- lol....well they don't call them "lucky" fer nuffin ya know... ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:26 PM ----------------------------------- Screw the charms, where's the pot o' gold? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:30 PM ----------------------------------- You show me your charms and I'll show you my gold, deal? :heartbeat: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:30 PM ----------------------------------- in the fridge beside the meatloaf...... but there isn't much of it left. my lawyer, Mr. leonard j. crabs, has been 10 pin bowing in the crisper. lost most of it to the penguin...... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:36 PM ----------------------------------- Oh my gosh,Landman's got crabs in his crisper again.. GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:38 PM ----------------------------------- yea, i do. unfortunately.... ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:42 PM ----------------------------------- There's a cure for that, but the price to pay is heavy.... Always, Dr Pleasures ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 03:46 PM ----------------------------------- well dp. as i sad before, he's lost most of the gold aready.... maybe i can coax him out with a bit of corn??? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:06 PM ----------------------------------- that would be "corn nuts" right? ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:19 PM ----------------------------------- RIGHT!! ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 01:54 AM ----------------------------------- This is intolerable, we can not have these good people endagered like this ever again. Let see what can I do? Ah yes, I know! There that does it, that sould take care of any threat! Relax everyone, I have just installed energy shielding, ablative armor, and a working corbomite device in the clubhouse. Flip this one switch and this place could withstand a hypernova and destroy anything that tries to harm the clubhouse. Pangor ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 02:18 AM ----------------------------------- :-? Sorry but I had to ask : What are you talking about? :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 04:11 AM ----------------------------------- No problem, erenda. ;-) Have you reviewed some of the older pictures in the gallery? It appears that a while ago there was a "rendering war" being fought. It appears that the pictures were of a war that Den was waging against a number of other regulars who were here at that time (before my time here). At least once, the Guilty Pleasures's clubhouse was tartgeted for destruction in those pictures. This topic was in reaction to that threat. Playing along with the joke story line, I wrote the message stating that I had installed three devices to protect the clubhouse and whoever is inside of it. The first device is an energy shield, like the force field shielding used in man science fiction stories. One problem that such shield have is that they loose effectiveness as they assorb attacks and have to be recharged. If such a assorbes enough attacks without time to recharge, they fail leaving the protected object (the clubhouse) unprotected. The second device is a coating of ablative armor. That being armor that assorbes attacks protecting the clubhouse even at the expense of the survival of the armor layer, like the heat shield on the space capsules that burn up and so assorbe the heat upon reentry to protect the capsule. The armor would be used only if the energy shield were to fail under a heavy enough attack. The third device is a "corbomite device" The reason I meantioned it being a working one, is because the "corbomite device" was a bluff created by Capt. Kirk in the episode "The Corbomite Manuver". The corbomite device was a ficitious device calimed by the captain to have been installed on all federation ships. It was supposed to hit an attacker with the same force and energy that the attacker directed against the ship. The result would be if the attacker shot a bullet the force of the bullet would be assorbed and sent back striking the attacker. If the attacker used a nuclear weapon or worse, that weapons energy would be used againt the attacker. I that episode, the Enterprise was being held by a ship of the "First Federation" and was threatened with destruction. The bluff was to delay or deter that attack, which in the end was detered. A hypernova is something that has recienlty been spoken about in astronomy. When a star of a certain size dies, it explodes as a supernova. It is now assumed that when a start becomes a supernova when it is near one or more other stars it can trigger those stars to also explode as supernovas. Which in turn can trigger others. This chain reactions is called a hypernova. So tha claim that I made was that the clubhouse protected by the three devices can assorb and reflect even the energy of a hypernova. The reflected energy would destroy the attacker. Pangor ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 04:12 AM ----------------------------------- Should there be a problem? What was the second? It's not unusual for a hypernova to be. Is this a riddle? The small one, I think. ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 05:18 AM ----------------------------------- WoW! :lololol: This site has survived a rendering war? :clap: :clap: :clap: These devices are cooool , but I think we'll need some weapons of mass destruction for the next rendering war, yes, some weapons with a lot of polygons :-k : :twisted: In fact I think I can find some ( Oh I shouldn't say this ...It's a secret 8-[ ...don't tell anyone :-$ ) I must actuate my old relationships with the Brotherhood of the Aesta , they have a lot of this things in the garage. :werecomingforyou: :-k ( These are characters from one of my "writings" :bigrinnin: ) I used to be a restatur there , but then we have a BIG quarrel :agrue: :xcensoredx: with the boss. ( We called him "the obese pensioner " :lmao: ) and then I said : "That's it! Go cause apocalypse without me, I'm going to take over the moon, because we all know there are no politicians there! :x " I'll make several phone calls some restaturs liked me alot , I even would become a president of the whole brotherhood when this old babbler retired. :roll: I'm sure they'll give their newest technology , they have a looooooot of toys :prrr: P.S : You know I'm joking .... I guess. 8-[ 8-[ 8-[ :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :lol: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 06:12 AM ----------------------------------- :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: :bigrinnin: Yes, I know it is a joke. ;-) Well, I call it a rendering war, look at the pictures uploaded in 2003 and you will see some of it, intermixed with other pictures. Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 08:00 AM ----------------------------------- :bigrinnin: Lol ! we'll have to paint again the Clubhouse walls #-o ! ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 09:07 AM ----------------------------------- The armor color is a combination of ceramic and steel. However, the armor can be painted to the current colors of the clubhouse. So the appearance does not change. Pangor ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 03:12 PM ----------------------------------- Land closes the door of the freg only to hear Kenny shouting "Get off of my head I found this place first Land!" :lmao: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 05:32 PM ----------------------------------- I open the door to the fridge looking for a cold soda, and what do I find? !!!! "Oh, Pardon me." I close the door. GP, will electrical wires for this building support another refrigerator? Pangor ----------------------------------- tda42 Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 08:29 PM ----------------------------------- Yes I agree with the new freg. :-k The Polar Bear needs a new home too! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Upgrading you know. :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- Posy Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 08:29 PM ----------------------------------- Hmm. I'm glad we agree. That sounds like a plan. ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 10:12 PM ----------------------------------- Oh, I know for sure that GP is playing with new pictures so she is so concentrated that she can't do anything else 8-[ ! (And poor Tormie has to dust the clubhouse :x ...) ----------------------------------- Landman Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 10:14 PM ----------------------------------- :-({|= ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 10:17 PM ----------------------------------- Leave that violin and take this broom :x ! What are you waiting for ? Christmas ? :x :x :x ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 10:48 PM ----------------------------------- There, that done! Glad I have a filter mask! I just wish it was rated for a level five biohazard. The restrooms are clean, wheew! Has nobody [i]ever[/i] cleaned them before! I swear! There were things in there that were begining to come to life! And please learn to aim better, the throne IS a big enough target! Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 10:50 PM ----------------------------------- Hey, the "throne" was in the bathroom :x !! How can it be in the restrooms :-k ? ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 11:39 PM ----------------------------------- Considering where I was just cleaning, should help sweep out or go shower down first? Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 11:42 PM ----------------------------------- :sick: :sick: :sick: ----------------------------------- Visitor Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 11:45 PM ----------------------------------- Here in America, the word "restroom" is used for "bathroom" when the bathroom is a public and had no shower or bathtub. Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Tuesday, 05 April 2005, 11:51 PM ----------------------------------- :-s I thought it was "crapper" :-k ... In italian is "cesso", "cesso" is used in various phrases like "quella e' un cesso"="That woman is a..." or "Sei un cesso"="You're a..." referred to a person who is eating too much... (I'ts slang, don't use it... 8-[ ) ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 12:18 AM ----------------------------------- "Crapper" s the family name of "Thomas Crapper" the man who invented the modern flushing toilet. The word is crude slang to refer to the toilet, not the room. In America there are many ways of referring to the toilet and the restroom. Mostly crude slang, as some not so crude, such as "washroom", "the facilities", or "the comfort". The last one is now considered outdated and few still know it. Pangor ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 01:20 AM ----------------------------------- Port A Potty, Johnny On The Spot, John, Out House, Powder Room, Little boy or girls room, The Head, The Can and of course last but not least my personal favorite, The Shitter. :bigrinnin: Well thats enough on Bathrooms 101. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :bigrinnin: Boy we learned alot here today didn't we boys and girls! :bigrinnin: :lmao:Tune in next week when we learn how to cuss a cat without getting hair in your mouth. Kenny puts his sweater on and heads for the door as Mr. Rogers theme song plays in the back ground. O:) :lmao: :lmao: ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 01:34 AM ----------------------------------- :roll: Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 07:24 AM ----------------------------------- [quote] Powder Room [/quote] :ROTFL: :ROTFL: :ROTFL: ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 08:43 AM ----------------------------------- "Powder Room" is for the ladies. It is derived from the way that ladies would reapply powder makeup after they have ...umm... used the facilities. That is why there is also the saying of powdering the nose. When in a society setting, gentlemen would say that they needed to "use the facilities" or "make a phone call" while ladies would say that they needed to "powder their nose" or "my nose is shiny". Everyone knows what is reall being said, but it say it directly is considered vulgar in those sort of places. Then there is another term that came from that one, "taking a powder" which mean to secretly and quietly disappear or run away. That came from the when a lady was uncomfortable in a particular circumstance or with the person that she was with, she would say that she needed to "powder her nose" then when out of sight she would slip away. Now "taking a powder" is used as a general term for both men and women when they want to leave without causing a disturbance. Pangor ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 08:45 AM ----------------------------------- Oh, I thought about "gun powder", something related of those type of explosions that could happen in a toilet ... :fart: :sick: :sick: :sick: ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 09:10 AM ----------------------------------- Oh, that's what caught you imagination! rotfl!!! Now that you mention it....There were a few of public restrooms that were I saw some strange signed posted. "No open Flames" "Strike no Matches" "Warning room not vented" "NO DUMPING" "Bad aim? Take it outside." I wondered of the first two were posted for fire safety or to avoid methane explosions. The next to the last one wsa a standard sign that can be purchased in a hardware store to tell people not to discard any trash in the posted area. I think that in the case of a public restroom that management were posting the message to mean don't leave you trash in the restroom, but based on another semi-vulgar slang, it take on a whole different meaning in that location. The last one was posted in an establishment where the management did not speak english very well. I think they meant to say, "If you are going to make a mess, get out and go someplace else". But that is not how that sign said, and I don't think they would have liked it if the gents did follow that instruction to the letter. Pangor ----------------------------------- tda42 Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 03:24 PM ----------------------------------- :roll: ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 08:01 PM ----------------------------------- [quote="TORMENTOR";p="20369"]Oh, I thought about "gun powder", something related of those type of explosions that could happen in a toilet ... :fart: :sick: :sick: :sick:[/quote] :-k That only happens in your bathroom Torm... =; ----------------------------------- Poserkatz Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 10:05 PM ----------------------------------- Thomas Crapper, the finder of the modern flushing-toilet - what has he done with "crap"? :lmao: Coincidence? Magic? Always i think to myself: boooaaaaaaahh, this shitty crap! The crap must be flushed in the toilet! In the Crapper-toilet... :lol: ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 10:25 PM ----------------------------------- [quote="Landman";p="20377"] :-k That only happens in your bathroom Torm... =;[/quote] :-k mmm... You seem a good cannon to me :-k :-k ----------------------------------- Visitor Wednesday, 06 April 2005, 11:34 PM ----------------------------------- What a legacy Thomas, has attached to his family name! Pangor