https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=218 ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:05 PM Oath of the Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- Okay before we go on, you must all read the Holy Rubber Shicken Sacred Oath and pleadge before it on bended elbow that you will submit and obey and give half your daily wages to the great and adorable Guillty Pleasures and then, and only then, will you truely be Clubhouse Bozo's! ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:23 PM ----------------------------------- I solemly swear on my shickens heart with beavers and cheeze in the fridge, gosh i'm tired zzzzzz..... huh? oh yea, shicken beavers with cheeze flapping in the kitchen zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 04:50 PM ----------------------------------- I'm sure when he wakes up he will remember he wrote all that crap! :-s Always, GP Sacred Holy Rubber Shicken Goddess ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 06:45 PM ----------------------------------- Are we gonna syng now? ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 08:01 PM ----------------------------------- going where? when? who???? What ya talk'n bout there ken?? I'm only going to the movies with my son to see T3 in about 10 min, wanna come? GP ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 08:04 PM ----------------------------------- Yeah, I wanna come. Although, taking the plane over the 'pond' is gonna take a little more than 10 min.. ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 08:07 PM ----------------------------------- oh well, I'll just let you know if it's good or not after I get home Ta Ta for now.. GP ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 08:09 PM ----------------------------------- Fine, fine.. I'll just sit on my ass and render these boatloads of 5000x3000 pics in poser meanwhile.. ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 08:43 PM ----------------------------------- Render beaver cheeze, zzzzzzzzzz swearing shickens......... zzzzzzzzzzzzz 10 more minutes ma........ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 09:19 PM ----------------------------------- *thwaps Landman on the head with The Big Stick (TM) then runs of chuckling* ----------------------------------- Tormie Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 09:30 PM ----------------------------------- "I Sol..." [marquee direction=left][rainbow]ZZZzzzz.....[/rainbow][/marquee] Zzz... Posy :heartbeat: .... ZZZZzzzz..... [color=#ff0036]Honey..... [/color] oink: oink: ..... [marquee direction=right][rainbow]ZZZZZzzzz.....[/rainbow] [/marquee] ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 11:25 PM ----------------------------------- Oh they all look so cute sleeping.... Land with his thumb in his mouth, Tormie cuddling his big pink stuffed pig....Ken, ahh what are you doing??? "Don't even go there, I saw where your hand was....now drop the cheeze whiz and step away from lands pockets!" GP ----------------------------------- Landman Wednesday, 02 July 2003, 11:44 PM ----------------------------------- zzzzzzzzzzzz huh? pockets??? [color=#ff00f5]***landman empties his pockest and quickly takes inventory***[/color] 1 star wars c-3po figurine 2 marbles cheeze (hard) cheeze (soft) jello (hard and soft) 1 elastic band 1 pop tin pop top 1 movie stub - "debbie does klondyke days" 4 crackers 3 thumbtacks and the 8 of clubs..... i'm missing my tuna pop tart, jeff bridges telephone number, leonard j crabs's navel lint, my navel lint, my [color]red[/color] pebble and GP's Sock!!! ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Thursday, 03 July 2003, 06:27 AM ----------------------------------- I confess, I took the pop tart and the sock! and maybe the phonenumber, gotta check on that one... but I think Tormie took the other stuff while he was faking sleep ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Thursday, 03 July 2003, 06:39 AM ----------------------------------- Gee and all I thought you were doing was filling lands pants with cheeze whiz... If you find Jeff Bridges phone # can I have it when your done? Psst...don't tell landman, but I took the navel lint last week...I'm knitting Ozy a sweater..shhh mums the word. Oh and the marbles fell out a long time ago..only they weren't in his pocket..they came out of his ear. Guilty but honest ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 03 July 2003, 07:43 AM ----------------------------------- With my hand on my hard... :oops: [i]Let me start that again, sorry [/i] :bigrinnin: I solemnly swear on my heart and my shicken, That I will molest all the beav... :oops: [i]Oops, did it again. Sorry.[/i] That I will respect the beavers and all their rights, And leave some cheeze whiz in the fridge, Every time I leave the kitchen. I also swear loudly and often... [-( [i]Bad me.[/i] #-o I also swear that I will obey all ClubHoUse rules adn show up at least When I can be bothered... :-k [i]That's not right[/i] Once a day to let everyone know that I and my shicken [i](my shicken?)[/i] :-s Are still kickin! :bigrinnin: [i]How's that mistress?[/i] ----------------------------------- Deviant_Viking Thursday, 03 July 2003, 07:45 AM ----------------------------------- Godawful.. but better than my attempt which was cencored alltogheter ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Thursday, 03 July 2003, 07:51 AM ----------------------------------- hahahahhahah, you two are so nuts....no wonder I love it here! You both pass, you are now officially Bozo's of the clubhouse! Yeah!!! Always, A mystery to me ----------------------------------- Ozymandias Jones Thursday, 03 July 2003, 08:00 AM ----------------------------------- Zank you, meestrisss. Igor is happy! :bigrinnin: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Sunday, 09 August 2009, 04:41 PM Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- I know this post is older than dirt, but I think now that I've returned to the Almighty Clubhouse, that we should review these rules and make sure all the newest members have read and accepted them. :uuh: Please read carefully page 1 of this post and then follow the instructions to become a Bozo of the Clubhouse. Members who have already become Bozo's may also need a refresher course! :whistle: :D ----------------------------------- Tormie Sunday, 09 August 2009, 08:21 PM Re: Oath of the Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- :yeah: :yeah: :yeah: :hug2: :heartbeat: :hug2: ----------------------------------- guiltypleasures Sunday, 09 August 2009, 10:26 PM Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- :mmmh: ahhh Tormie sweetie, you don't have to take the oath, your the boss here :notworthy: :) Now the rest of you soddy lot get yer butt's over there to the shicken alter and take the sacred oath or no more Tuna Tarts! :stomp: :stomp: :D ----------------------------------- JanReinar Monday, 10 August 2009, 05:06 PM Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- :yeah: :yeah: :yeah: :hug2: :hug2: :hug2: :hug2: ----------------------------------- GrouchoCaesar Monday, 10 August 2009, 09:26 PM Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- Ahem.... "I solemnly swear on my heart and shicken that I will respect the beavers and all their rights [i](and some of their lefts...)[/i] and leave some cheeze whiz in the refrigerator every time I leave the kitchen. [i](If little else. And another thing - cheeze whiz in a can? Why can't it use the sandbox like the rest of us?)[/i] I also swear that I will obey all Clubhouse rules and show up at least once a day [i](whether wanted or not...)[/i] to let everyone know that I and my shicken[i] (or other duly appointed novelty poultry...)[/i] are still kickin... So say we all." OK... now that I'm officially a bozo, where do I pick up my red nose? ----------------------------------- Endosphere Thursday, 13 August 2009, 06:45 AM Re: Oath Of The Sacred Shicken ----------------------------------- [font=Arial] [/font][size=12] [/size][color=black] [/color] I don't think I would be a candidate for this shadowy conspiracy since I'm philosophically opposed to swearing any kind of oaths in general, but I read the whole thread and am not at all sure what this is about. Perhaps someone could give a short refresher course for new people about the origins and purposes of the Order of Sacred Rubber [strike]Chickens[/strike] Shickens? There seem to be some stern commitments required, but no mention of any benefits to joining the club (would a person get an e-mail diagram showing the secret handshake? a high-quality genuine plastic decoder ring? a handsome leather-bound copy of the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon]Necronomicon personally signed by Cthulhu?). I think for your membership drive to be successful the club will need to give some thought to coming up with a slick advertising campaign, perhaps with music videos and celebrity endorsements (if Madonna or Britney Spears are not available, I bet you could get the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Raisins]California Raisins or [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALF_(TV_series))]Alf! pretty cheap these days). Another sure-fire attention-getter would be to have a raffle to give away a fantabulous 1975 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o]Chrysler Cordoba (but only if you can find one with [i]rich Corinthian leather[/i]). :lmao: :shocked!: :liar: Of course since I'm writing as an outsider, if these suggestions don't seem appropriate to the goals, by-laws, or procedures of your club please feel free to ignore me. :ninja: :eh: [size=10] Edited: a) fixed spelling error; b) fixed formatting of clever and witty url that wasn't translating properly. [/size]