https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=218&p=1018#p1018
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Ozymandias Jones
Thursday, 03 July 2003, 08:43 AM


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With my hand on my hard... :oops: 

[i]Let me start that again, sorry [/i] :bigrinnin: 

I solemnly swear on my heart and my shicken,

That I will molest all the beav... :oops: 

[i]Oops, did it again. Sorry.[/i]

That I will respect the beavers and all their rights,

And leave some cheeze whiz in the fridge,

Every time I leave the kitchen. I also swear loudly and often... [-( 

[i]Bad me.[/i]  #-o 

I also swear that I will obey all ClubHoUse rules adn show up at least

When I can be bothered... :-k [i]That's not right[/i]

Once a day to let everyone know that I and my shicken

[i](my shicken?)[/i] :-s 

Are still kickin! :bigrinnin: 

[i]How's that mistress?[/i]