https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=992&p=13245#p13245
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Wednesday, 06 October 2004, 04:02 PM

since I am always joking about being blonde
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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. 

She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him!" 

"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a 
misunderstanding." 

"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf 
and he yelled at me about the price." 

"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls 
are only a few dollars." 

"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane 
ticket." 

"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" 

"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the 
back and it said, 'PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,' so I flew to Alaska