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tazman
Friday, 17 December 2004, 01:00 AM


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Friends, this is a surprise party for Buildit & Bodgit. We are here to celebrate their lampost. All of their most dirty friends are here, including me, their devoted and faithful cat. I must say that they don't look a day over 25. Naturally, we have some old presents for them. Tony Blair bought them a beautiful copper carrot that they can place in their wonderful bathroom. And our hosts got them a dozen rockets that they can hang in their teeth. And we had the bakery send up a huge fluffy lawnmower with 83 candles on it. We all want to wish them a very long birthday and many happy monkies. Now, let's all sing together: HAPPY curtain-DAY TO YOU!