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guiltypleasures
Friday, 17 December 2004, 01:48 AM


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Yeah yeah I'm having way to much fun (but it beats the heck out of unpacking boxes right now) :)

WEIRD SCIENCE 
I was a little black about starting a new scooter. Things were going really pretty at first. I met some nice pillows in homeroom and really liked my fantastic teacher. But things started to get a little super when I went to Science class. 

Maybe it was the huge computer hanging on the wall, or the cow in a cage in the back of the room. Things started to get really strange when we did the experiment. 

Mr. McGoogle jumped to the front of the room and said we were going to do a purple experiment. Looking like a sexy scientist, he mixed some coco with gasoline in a big tube, threw in a little bunny hair, and some stools. Then he made us all say, "abra kazoom". 

All of a sudden, the classroom filled up with earlobe and smelled like a donkey. The mixture turned pink and started to spill out of the tube. As I watched in horror, the mixture started hopping. 

Pretty soon it was all over the pear and moving toward me! Didn't anyone else notice how gingerly it was growing? Why weren't they sleepy? How could we escape? I was about to stand up and pounce when our teacher yelled, "hop pop". The stuff disappeared. 

"Wowzers!!," I shouted. Everyone looked at me and started to swim. That's when I noticed the fur on my big toe and my kidney. I turned to look at my reflection in the newspaper and heard my teacher pitching. I was no longer human. It seemed as if I was the experiment...