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Deviant_Viking
Friday, 17 December 2004, 02:30 AM


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Well, this is only funny if any of you've ever played one of the 'Resident Evil' games..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Friends, this is a surprise party for UMBRELLA INC. We are here to celebrate their ZOMBIE. All of their most BLOODY friends are here, including me, their devoted and faithful HANDGUN. I must say that they don't look a day over 10. Naturally, we have some ANGRY presents for them. ALBERT WESKER bought them a beautiful copper FIRST AID SPRAY that they can place in their wonderful LOBBY. And our hosts got them a dozen HERBS that they can hang in their HUNTER. And we had the bakery send up a huge SCARY BARRY BURTON with 24 candles on it. We all want to wish them a very STRONG birthday and many happy STARS MEMBERS. Now, let's all sing together: HAPPY JILL VALENTINE-DAY TO YOU!