https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=300&p=2233#p2233
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Landman
Wednesday, 23 July 2003, 06:34 PM


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After consulting with my various legal representatives, I have found out that they haven't worked a day since I hired them months ago. They are literally sitting around, doing nothing but whittling and singing folk songs on my back porch. One of them is playing a jug. As a result, I have to give them work in some shape or form to justify the incredibly large fees they are charging me. I believe that some "legal action" towards you would be the perfect case for them to take. 

So it is with heartfelt regrets that I must inform you I am unable to go on without my marble. I have been told by the tech department that it will be impossible in about four days, so you can slip into a coma or something, wake up four days from now, and pretend that you did in fact give me back my marble. I believe that is an acceptable compromise. Please contact me ASAP with details of your lawsuit, so I may turn off "Momma's Family" and inform my legal team of it. 

thanks
 Landman


