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guiltypleasures
Monday, 11 August 2003, 06:10 PM

&quot;The Knob&quot;
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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" where a small
knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of
course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of years the woman tightened this knob and the effects
were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After
fifteen years the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.

"All these years everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed to annoying problems: first, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts." "Well," she said, "I guess there's no point in asking
about the goatee."


