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Thursday, 29 December 2005, 08:18 PM

How the media will report the end of the world
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USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD 

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS 

National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN 

Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE 

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE 

Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE 

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER 

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING 

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR 

Readers Digest:
'BYE 

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS? 

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR! 

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET! 

America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES. 

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE 

Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE. 

Sun:
ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE! 

NBC News:
THE END IS NIGH. FIRST, THESE MESSAGES...