https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=36&t=364&p=2962#p2962
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guiltypleasures
Monday, 18 August 2003, 07:10 PM

A##Hole Submissions Inquire Here
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There is talk that an opening has come up for a PF A##Hole, so in order to be fair and give everyone a chance at having this honor, you must first apply here. All applications must be in duplicate, triple signed and noterized by the surgon general. Also they all must be done in Pink ink only or will be rejected by our staff department head. The application must include your name, eye color, a brief description of your mental health, if you like Peas, and the reason you believe you would be fit for this job. Also include a picture of your bum (clothing required, no hairy butts will be allowed) We would also like a small donation of some cheeze whiz if possible (always helps to bribe the judges :) )


Thank you and we look forward to your submission 

GP (Grand Planner)


