https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=2881&p=36748#p36748
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GrouchoCaesar
Monday, 13 August 2007, 06:23 AM

Re: Hi, Im New :)
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Okay, just remember that when hunting down spammers with an angry mob, please follow these few simple rules:

1) The correct motion when brandishing a pitchfork is up-and-down...  not sideways.  You lose more angry mob members that way...

2) Fire is our friend, but not when you accidentally singe the robes of the rioter next to you, so please, keep all torches at shoulder height or higher...

3) Using hunting dogs is all very well, but it's a problem to get them to fit through the modem cable...

4) Above all else: Once you have spammers cornered - GO FOR THE THROAT!

GrouchoC.