https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=136&p=375#p375
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Den Tracy
Friday, 16 May 2003, 11:51 PM

As Long As They Keep Making Them...
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An elderly woman was making her way down the street with the assistance of a walker.  She noticed police and some individuals up ahead so she decided to investigate.   As she got closer, there were five ladies of the evening about to be arrested by some policemen.
However, the elderly woman did not know this and as she approached the fifth woman, she proceed to ask her ...

"Could you tell me what is going on here ?"
The lady of the evening rolled her eyes and said sarcastically
"They're handing out lollipops, what do you think ?"
The elderly woman replied "Oh goodie..." and stood at the end of the line.
One of the policemen noticed the elderly woman standing with the ladies, walked up to her and asked ...

"Hey grandma, aren't you a bit too old for this ?"

The elderly woman replied
"As long as they keep making them, I'll keep sucking them !"


