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leahman
Saturday, 22 December 2007, 12:43 AM

What Am I ?
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I sit on a desk, or ride with you in a car.  
I grab internet connects out of thin air for free, and frequently at a speed of 80 Megs p second  -download speed. Speaking of downloads  I can download anything and everything and I never give a thought to any stupid virus, or worm, or any of that junk. I kill bugs on contact.  You don't need a cell phone when you have me and there's never a bill.

I run Windows faster than any PC and there's no platform or operating system I can't run. I make 80% of the graphics on the internet and almost all the graphics you see that are printed commercially.

While i can make Windows or Vista fly they can't run me at all.  I make doing any task  -easy, and i don't need  any drivers to use a strange Camera, or printer, or scanner.

If you delete  the wrong file then want it back  I can take you back in time, so the file is still there.
I made the dinosaurs  in Jerasic Park, and stopped the Aliens in Independence Day.

I  try to be friends with PC in commercials though he is kind of a dork.

What am I- ?
I'm the parent of the iPhone
I announced proudly in 1984, that I would "change everything".

         I am a Macintosh  and I'll be ready for you
                        when you are finally ready for me.