https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=3100&p=38528#p38528
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guiltypleasures
Wednesday, 13 February 2008, 02:39 AM

Re: Spammers *war* next phase...
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Just in case your spammers boobie traps miss the mark, I've added some additional security in the clubhouse. 
Be careful about where you sit, I've added exploding woopie cushions in some of the chairs. 
I've recorded tormies cat meowing like a lion on fire (after he's smelled tormies old dirty slippers one too many times), this will be played whenever someone tries to come in a locked window.
Also watch where you step, I've put "penguin" land minds around the permiter of the clubhouse (they stink worse than tormies farts!)
Speaking of Tormies farts, I've sucesfully bottled them and have set them up as boobie traps at all entry doors.
If that isn't enough, I have one last secret weapon, I"ve place a giant poster sized picture of my ex-husband on the door to the safe which should pretty much scare or kill any intruders that happen by :liar: 

Hope this helps tormie :)