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Tormie
Tuesday, 29 April 2008, 10:18 PM

Re: The bus driver and the comma 22 situations
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Sometimes I say that my job is a job that gives you no satisfaction, I mean, it's not like making something, I like to drive but the job "itself" gives me nothing if not  (some) money.

But not always...

Last sunday I had to work on the infamous "airport line" that I hate a lot because a lot of people don't know where to go and obviously come asking me, and, you can't easily yell to them a healty "f**k you" because they are all those kind of people coming from a plane, with trolley cases, formal jackets etc. (Actually I can't stop myself anyway :whistle: , but I'll tell what happened in anoter post...)

That line has two destinations from the town center: one for the airport and another goes first to the airport then prolongs into the countryside for a couple of small places where rich people lives, meanwhile it passes near a place where, usually, there is a fair in the weekend, this time for historyc cars.

So this girl come in the bus at the town center and asks for the fair, I reply that it's far, to keep attention to the "voice that announce the stops" and the stop signs (and transitively, "do not annoy me, ask someone else") , so, as usual, she asked me the same question three more times during the travel, at the fourth time I refused to reply.

When she and her girlfriend left the bus, she run on the front door to yell at me "BESIDES, YOU ARE A *BIG* PIECE OF SH** !!!" and run away.

I said nothing and continued to work, the heart never accelerated a beat, not even a glance. Infact, it was 9 in the morning and you know what ? I was the only bus going there, and obvioulsy coming back, till 14 in the afternoon :) ...

So, after 12, when one usually leave the fair, my moment come  :grin: ... The sweet, little, sadic time of vengeance  :devil: , and yes, she was there at the stop waiting for the bus with her girlfriend. You should have this image of a bus driver smiling with 99 teeth while he approaches the bus stop, slow down the bus, smile even widely at the two girls and show them the finger of the well know international gesture, then stomp on the accelerator :lmao:  :lmao:  :lmao: 

 :devil: I had a big sunday...