https://www.posetteforever.com/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=141&p=400#p400
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Tormie
Sunday, 18 May 2003, 01:37 PM

At the brothel...
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[color=#7f0000]Three friends are awaiting in the anteroom of a "lady of the evening" (As Den Tracy called them, and they say this isn't a learning forum... :whistle: ).

The first one goes in and very soon the other two can ear noises and shrieks from the lady: "OH MY GOD! YES, WOW! PLEASE DON'T STOP!"
etc.

The man goes out satisfied and, smiling, says: "Try to do the same, if you can..."

The second one goes in and : "Ooooh! IT'S SOOO Big! Slow down! IT HURTS! UUUhhh! ooooUUUUH!"

When he goes out: " After me the grass will never grow..." >ZIP!<

The third one, a short man, enters and: "AAAAH! NOOO! PLEASE DON'T ! AAAAAHH!" (inhuman screams)

When he goes out the others two, astonished, asked him: "Hey, how do you made it ?"

The short man, with self-importance, replies: "Oh, I simply have broken her one arm..."[/color]